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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT EVER INTERRUPT ME WHEN IM TALKING OR CONSULTING BAGS U FUCKA IDIYOTE WITH YOUR STUPID NIGGER SWEAT I HATE YOU, FUCKA GARBAGE ASSHOLE BITCH OH LOOK AT ME LOOK AT MY PUNCHLINES, LOOK O W8 WUT WUT OW8 LOOK AT MY PUNCHLINES THEY SMOOTH LOOK "yall VINEGAR MODE, CAUSE WHEN YOU ADD A COMBUSTION OF BAKING SODA TO ME I BLOW UP AND BUBBLE LIKE HERPADITIS B IN D MINOR" STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT FUCKA GOOD AT ANYTHING YOU PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE YOUR DAD LOOK LIKE STEVE URKELS DAD YOU FUCKING BAFFOON HAT SWORDFISH HUNTING FUCKING HOMO
![]() ![]() OOPS THATS MY DAD, FUCK. NO COME ON BAGS, BE MEAN TO ME. HURT ME. I LIKE IT. SPANK ME. SPANK ME WITH YOUR BIG WHITE HANDS ON MY FAT BLACK NIGGER ASS, DO IT. LOVE IT. LOVE YOU BAGS. FUK ME. BE MEAN TO ME. MWAH. BAGS SO MEAN. S CONSISTENT, WANT HIM TO FUCK ME IN SUBMARINE NAKED WHILE THE FUCKING SUBMARINE SUBMERGES 1000 FEET AND YOU COULD FEEL THE AIR IN YOUR LUNGS START GETTING HEAVIER AND HIS SUBMERGES HIS WHITE SUBMARINE UP MY BLACK OCEAN OF ASS AND KILLS ME. LOVE MUFF. PANCAKE WHERE ARE YOU. MISS YOU. GIVE ME A REVELATION AGAIN. HANDS UP DONT SHOOT! JK SHOOT ME I HATE MYSELF. FUCK YOU FAGGOT
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precision defender Last edited by big baby; 12-07-2014 at 06:54 PM. |
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