THE ROAST OF CLAYTON HAGGARD AKA MALCOLM TECHS

[Batty]

This nigga lookin like he wore that shirt on porpoise

Lookin like he went to Super Cuts, threw down 7 bucks and said give me the Charlie Brown.

Lookin like beast mode princess Fiona went GI Jane.

This nigga got mathlete's foot

Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished 2nd in a Paul Wall contest

Lookin like his lips been dipped in female gremlin estrogen

This nigga Makin faces like he farted in bubble bath water

This nigga 's hoodie got a built-in Betty Rubble skirt

This nigga lookin like he smokes potpourri with rogue members of the debate club at junior high school

This looks like Tyler Black's 4th grade revolt stage

This nigga lookin like he free bases peanut butter out of Reeses and then shoots up the chocolate

Ol psyduck lips as nigga

Lookin like he tried to spike the punch at a Boy Scout meeting with Fresca ass nigga

Lookin like Rusev 's grade school selfies

Face looking like female Swamp Thing vaginal

House lookin like a gay British pub that somebody tried to putty the gloryhole shut with Activia

Lookin like the dad from Still Standing mixed with Roseanne Bar's enema leavings

Ol depressed Care Bear face ass nigga