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Dominate · 11-14-2014, 09:00 AM

Topic #8 - "A hero can be anyone..."

EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY: IRONPERSON

Looking for an exciting job? That 9-5 won’t seem to do?
Then the action-packed role of Ironperson could be for you!

ABOUT US

S.H.E.I.L.D. is a world leader in global surveillance & crisis response.
Our dynamic force of agents is highly trained, and fights for results.
‘The Avengers’ is our specialized taskforce whose power is unassailable
& due to an excess of white male privilege the role of Ironperson has become available.

THE ROLE

This is an on-call position; each mission will come when it’s relevant.
It is expected after thumbing a précis you will accept with a grudging benevolence.
You will work in a team of four, reporting to a captain & a S.H.E.I.L.D. associate.
Your efforts will be rewarded with a solemn nod when it feels appropriate.

Duties include:
- Insertion into combat zones via spacecraft, plane or ship
- Neutralize hostile entities with lasers and a scathing wit
- At all times, act with integrity to promote justice & natural liberty
- Liaise with key stakeholders to facilitate maximum synergy
- Delay flatulence when wearing suit to avoid reducing vision
- Establish sassy rapport with anthropomorphic computer system

TO SUCCEED IN THIS ROLE YOU WILL REQUIRE…

- Formal qualification in engineering or mechatronics
- Excellent knowledge of power systems, both arc-based & electronic
- Demonstrated ability in repairing and servicing armor
- Vendetta against crime born of tragedy/personal trauma
- Competence and accuracy with an assortment of powerful weapons
- Microsoft Office 2007

If this sounds like you and you’re ready to stretch your goals,
please don’t hesitate to send your resume care of the address below.

NOTE:

S.H.E.I.L.D. is a committed equal opportunity organisation.
Hiring in all our vocations is based solely on individual qualifications.
We don’t discriminate on the basis of age, race, sexual orientation,
disability, sex or gender, domestic partnership status,
biological normalcy, exposure to chemical concentrations,
or any factor protected by law in any realm of our operations.

11-14-2014, 09:00 AM	#2
Dominate Tread Lightly. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 2,533 Battle Record: 26-9 Champed - Netcees Battle League - Battle Arena - Tag Team Tournament III - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 18197460	Topic #8 - "A hero can be anyone..." EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY: IRONPERSON Looking for an exciting job? That 9-5 won’t seem to do? Then the action-packed role of Ironperson could be for you! ABOUT US S.H.E.I.L.D. is a world leader in global surveillance & crisis response. Our dynamic force of agents is highly trained, and fights for results. ‘The Avengers’ is our specialized taskforce whose power is unassailable & due to an excess of white male privilege the role of Ironperson has become available. THE ROLE This is an on-call position; each mission will come when it’s relevant. It is expected after thumbing a précis you will accept with a grudging benevolence. You will work in a team of four, reporting to a captain & a S.H.E.I.L.D. associate. Your efforts will be rewarded with a solemn nod when it feels appropriate. Duties include: - Insertion into combat zones via spacecraft, plane or ship - Neutralize hostile entities with lasers and a scathing wit - At all times, act with integrity to promote justice & natural liberty - Liaise with key stakeholders to facilitate maximum synergy - Delay flatulence when wearing suit to avoid reducing vision - Establish sassy rapport with anthropomorphic computer system TO SUCCEED IN THIS ROLE YOU WILL REQUIRE… - Formal qualification in engineering or mechatronics - Excellent knowledge of power systems, both arc-based & electronic - Demonstrated ability in repairing and servicing armor - Vendetta against crime born of tragedy/personal trauma - Competence and accuracy with an assortment of powerful weapons - Microsoft Office 2007 If this sounds like you and you’re ready to stretch your goals, please don’t hesitate to send your resume care of the address below. NOTE: S.H.E.I.L.D. is a committed equal opportunity organisation. Hiring in all our vocations is based solely on individual qualifications. We don’t discriminate on the basis of age, race, sexual orientation, disability, sex or gender, domestic partnership status, biological normalcy, exposure to chemical concentrations, or any factor protected by law in any realm of our operations. __________________ The Bad Guys