MAG RD 2

[Allen Knight]

PREVIEWS

No Country for Rode Men vs Loose Booty
This is gonna be a battle of ex's husband vs wife, rode is a honky that puts beer in his
cereal an slaps his wife around. but he can drop bars to, loose is his ex wife that got sick of being slaped around an being made to suck his inbred brothers dick she wants revenge an has been tearing up lesbians for practice latley.
winner= rode, hes gonna beat here to death this time an then fuck the corpse

Octember vs Wally BombTexT
Oct only comes around october an november thats it, he stays in his house all day
training for txt battles an still just ok, he may have a mental handicapp but idk
wally is a faggot straight up, he use to date bags but he let des have him an moved
on to other dudes like muffy, there together now.
winner= wally prolly will have all his ex's ghost write for him


Lex Lambo vs Malcolm Xbox
Xbox is wack as fuck, an prolly only here cuz he paid sharp to give him NS
not looking forward to his trash, lex is a tranny, that is good but its hard to like
his/shit when it looks like john cena wearing a dress an purse awkward as shit.
winner=no one cuz i wouldnt wanna see this battle irl


Petty Cash vs Schindler's Listerine
listerine is the heir to the listerine fortune an he wanted to dabble in battle rap
so he hired the best of the best to train him, and hes gettin there he has
caustic ghost him but hes a ceral killer by night hes a really nuts hes like christian bale in american pyhsco 3 ppl he battled after the battles have gone missing...petty is a slug and idk why hes or w.e it is, is here for he doesnt say shit but sits there.
winner=listerine cuz he'll put salt on petty


Latter day Taints vs SplitCake
cake is wack and thats the real deal holyfield. latter is a clown....no he really works as a clown he wears a clown suit shoes an just does dumb shit the whole battle.
winner=cake, cuz he'll try to battle but latter will hit him w/ a flower that spits water.


Creepshow vs wait.
wait, is waiting for the right time to drop dopeness and it might happen soon maybe idk
never heard of him im just say w/e at this point. creep is a former stalker and he lives w/ the traveling circus he is kno to live under a bridge wen there not on the road,. his hobbies are following female college students to there dorms, hes bags cousin
winner=wait cuz hes not related to bags


Darin Thugpen vs Julio Jones' Coolio Clone
clone is good an he stays to himself, darin is muff's father he came to the battle world
soon as he heard us roasting his pick, he use to rape teenagers of all ages he likes kfc
and to fondle muff while hes sleepin.
winner=clone, darin will be at court for this battle fighting off a rape charge


Ray Rice vs Pathmark Wahlberg
pathmark is the worst supermarket ever, ray is unemployed so hes trryna find sumthing
to do w his free time of using his wife as a punching bag, idk he is hungry.
winner=ray, cuz he loves to throw punches