ITT I tell you why you are a good human/ncg

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Originally Posted by Bags

In for my friday pick me up

you have excellent genetics. i only call you a greaseball because of the jealousy in my soul of being a filthy mutt and not a pure blooded italian. your beard looks more luxurious than mine even when mine is longer, its thicker than mine and reminds me of a white franco harris. i applaud your beard even if you cut it. outside of your beard you have absolutely no redeeming qualities so i won't touch on anything else. i hope you have nothing but happiness, joy and tight vaginas for the remainder of your days. (which are hopefully few)