The Death Of the Muzzle

CopyPat · 10-16-2014, 03:32 PM

Topic - "I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time."

theMuzzl3 commits NC’s Suicide:

“Hey everyone, I came to this site to improve my writing skills
You dudes are mighty ill. I’m working tirelessly to hone my craft
And your work inspired me so I wrote some raps
I poked my glasses up and turned on my headlamp
In my music studio where I interpret and edit tracks
I’m currently healthy now after a bout with a sickness
Which is how I lost my job, so now I’m out for some business
I used to help with assistance, I even dealt with the systems
You couldn’t name a shitty job I haven’t held for a minute
But I’m a hell of a winner, so Home Depot won’t screw with me
I got a respected position in the whole gaming community
Which is basically immunity, when I scheme ways to scam you
Cause I’m a DJ in the shadows… with the zaniest mind
That’s why E-bay and Diablo pay me online
Maybe I’m lying..or something fake, click the resume
Nah, my LinkedIn account is up to date. Fixed it yesterday
I spit the freshest way when, rappin these dudes are hella blown
The only motherfucker to actually use a megaphone
And post the pictures to boot. I’m so consistently newb
I actually did the essay, and wrote convincingly too
Oh the pity. It’s too bad that Bags is mean to me
Cause I really love this site, and it’d be sad for me to leave
I’m glad you beefed with me, and made jokes in the flame thread
But it was taken too far when they posted my dame’s chest
I made mostly just lame threats, incredibly pathetic
The jails open in state pen for identity theftin
And I’m generally friendly, but that is personal information
That we posted online in a virtual situation
On a public website that’s secured from it being taken
So you heard me, don’t be fakin like you’re my Terry, my doll
And in turn I won’t be made to get the Sheriff involved
Cause I really do cherish you all…I’m just embarrassed is all
I’m airing my problems out and carrying on
Since this lime green life’s got me by the hair on my balls
But I’m prepared to be gone. I’m done now… it’s right
And the last thing I wanted to do was to have to shut down the site
But you fucked with my life when you uncovered my wife
So now I’m stuck with this strife, the board moving straight against me
Fuck it, I tried. Yours truly, David Pixley.”

Be free Muzzle…. Be free…

Ghost1 · 10-16-2014, 09:25 PM

LooookkkklakoLkLKlakala

Murder

AndyHiro · 10-16-2014, 10:01 PM

Ok I was going to say leave him alone...but this is hilarious.

Kin · 10-20-2014, 09:17 AM

"that lime green life" haha that was dope

overall this shit was crazy...whole concept was iLL....he seen this yet??
nothin' bad to say...you did this with class....wasn't too harsh on him

killed it!

HoLLa

10-16-2014, 03:32 PM	#1
CopyPat Mic Check Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 708 Battle Record: 13-10 Rep Power: 3742225	The Death Of the Muzzle Topic - "I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time." theMuzzl3 commits NC’s Suicide: “Hey everyone, I came to this site to improve my writing skills You dudes are mighty ill. I’m working tirelessly to hone my craft And your work inspired me so I wrote some raps I poked my glasses up and turned on my headlamp In my music studio where I interpret and edit tracks I’m currently healthy now after a bout with a sickness Which is how I lost my job, so now I’m out for some business I used to help with assistance, I even dealt with the systems You couldn’t name a shitty job I haven’t held for a minute But I’m a hell of a winner, so Home Depot won’t screw with me I got a respected position in the whole gaming community Which is basically immunity, when I scheme ways to scam you Cause I’m a DJ in the shadows… with the zaniest mind That’s why E-bay and Diablo pay me online Maybe I’m lying..or something fake, click the resume Nah, my LinkedIn account is up to date. Fixed it yesterday I spit the freshest way when, rappin these dudes are hella blown The only motherfucker to actually use a megaphone And post the pictures to boot. I’m so consistently newb I actually did the essay, and wrote convincingly too Oh the pity. It’s too bad that Bags is mean to me Cause I really love this site, and it’d be sad for me to leave I’m glad you beefed with me, and made jokes in the flame thread But it was taken too far when they posted my dame’s chest I made mostly just lame threats, incredibly pathetic The jails open in state pen for identity theftin And I’m generally friendly, but that is personal information That we posted online in a virtual situation On a public website that’s secured from it being taken So you heard me, don’t be fakin like you’re my Terry, my doll And in turn I won’t be made to get the Sheriff involved Cause I really do cherish you all…I’m just embarrassed is all I’m airing my problems out and carrying on Since this lime green life’s got me by the hair on my balls But I’m prepared to be gone. I’m done now… it’s right And the last thing I wanted to do was to have to shut down the site But you fucked with my life when you uncovered my wife So now I’m stuck with this strife, the board moving straight against me Fuck it, I tried. Yours truly, David Pixley.” Be free Muzzle…. Be free… __________________ My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete.

10-16-2014, 09:25 PM	#2
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	LooookkkklakoLkLKlakala Murder

10-16-2014, 10:01 PM	#3
AndyHiro Yeah Im kinda like that Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 107 Rep Power: 0	Ok I was going to say leave him alone...but this is hilarious.

10-20-2014, 09:17 AM	#4
Kin Kill.It.Nonstop Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 666 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 662201	"that lime green life" haha that was dope overall this shit was crazy...whole concept was iLL....he seen this yet?? nothin' bad to say...you did this with class....wasn't too harsh on him killed it! HoLLa