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Ralph Morgan was a successful business man who thought he had it all figured out….he died suddenly in his sleep on the eve of his 47th birthday and found himself before a large white throne…..Suddenly a voice thundered inside of his head and forced him to his knees…..
“YOU HAVE BEEN HEINOUS SINCE WIPES SOOTHED YOUR ENFLAMED ANUS, AS BABY FACES TRIED YOUR FAITHLESS PARENT’S PATIENCE. YOU GREW IN SPACE’S PACES, BEGAN TORMENTING FAMILY PETS IN THEIR CAGES, YOU WERE LOQUACIOUS, AND PRONE TO FITS OF RAGES CLOSE MINDED, REMISS THE SAGE’S WAGES, AS CLASS WAS FOR A LAUGH, AND ACTING OUTRAGEOUS, TRULLY YOUR IGNORANCE AMAZES YOUR TEENS BROUGH BELLIGERENT PHASES OF INDIFFERENT STAGES, REBELLIOUS, CRAZED, AND BRAZEN, MENTALLY IN MAZES EVENTUALLY YOU RAISED THE STAKES AND FAKED AND CHEATED COLLEGE GRADES ON PAGES, THEN HIT THE RAT RACES LOOKING FOR ONLY RAISES FLASHING PEARLY WHITES AND SURLY GAZES WHILE THINKING DEPRAVED WAYS TO LAY WASTE TO “HATERS” WHILE SEEKING THEIR PRAISES YOU MADE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP AND NEVER CHOSE TO STOP TO CONSIDER MY AMAZING GRACES….” Ralph could not move…..he was frozen, fear overtook him, he immediately began to think that he was a good guy…who had made something of his life when the voice spoke again….. “ YOU WORM. YOU WERE ALWAYS IN SIN. YOU ROBBED A BLIND MAN ON THE STREETS IN YOUR TEENS, NOT KNOWING HIS EYES WERE SHOWING AN ANGEL’S VISION ON MY SCREENS YOU CURSED YOUR MOTHER AND PUNCHED YOUR FATHER, YOU CAME HOME HIGH, THINKING IT WOULD HELP WITH YOUR “FREESTYLE SCHEMES” YOUR PORNOGRAPHY HABITS THAT FUELED YOUR PENILE SPERMECIDAL STREAMS WERE ALL SEEN, HOMOSEXUAL INCESTUAL BEGUILED THINGS WHEN YOU ENTERED YOUR WORKPLACE, YOU WERE CUTTHROAT AND PHONI, STAB BACKS WITH ATTACKS, THEN SWITCHED UP YOUR TEAMS YOU COMMITTED ADULTERY WITH A COWORKER AND LIED TO YOUR WIFE, YOU WERE A MOTE HUNTER, WHO NEGLECTED HIS OWN BEAMS IT SEEMS THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD IT FIGURED OUT, YOU THOUGHT THAT SUCCESS WAS THE KEY TO YOUR DREAMS BUT NOW YOU SEE ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HURT, JUST SO YOU COULD MAKE IT BREAK YOUR FRAIL SOUL FROM IT’S SEAMS..” Ralph began weeping…..he thought oh please have mercy…I am sorry…… “ YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE IN LIFE, BUT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE IN CONTROL, YOU MISREAD THE SIGNS OF YOUR DIABETIC NEUROPATHY YOU USED THE PAIN TO CURSE ME, WHEN I MEANT IT FOR YOU TO HUMBLE YOURSELF AND SEEK MY LOVE CORRECTED AND PROPERLY YOU LIVED SLOPPILY, I WAS AN AFTERTHOUGHT, AN ABSTRACT ODDITY FUELED BY VAIN HYPOCRISY YOU CLAIMED AMIDST COMMRODERIE THEY ALL LAUGHED AND FED YOUR POMPOUS POTTERY, SPUN WITH SELF DECEIT AND REPLETE OF ANY THOUGHT ABOVE MEDIOCRITY YOU NEVER DARKENED THE DOOR OF A CHURCH OR CRACKED A BIBLE, CHOSE TO THINK YOU WERE IN CONTROL…….A HOLLYWOOD PHILOSOPHY YOU WILL NOW KNOW THAT I AM THE KING OF KINGS, THE GOD OF gods, AND WILL NOT BE TAKEN OR FORSAKEN BY HUMAN MOCKERY! YOU WERE NEVER IN CONTROL, THIS LIFE WAS A TEST, AND YOU EARN THE WAGES OF SIN, DEATH’S ETERNAL OFFERING!!!” Ralph immediately felt the darkness engulf him as the fire tormented his body and the pain was indescribable with no respite. |
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