ITT i predict what kind of person you are based on your car

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Originally Posted by Artemus

2004 Yota Highlander, limited edition

car bought entirely on the recommendation of his full-time gardener neighbor. center console stacked w/ Enya CDs and straw rappers. can usually be found either buffing the LE badge or reading PC Magazine trying to find out how to get cable thru his USB port. there's a HAM radio mounted on the left A-pillar and flip-up Ave's in the special glasses holder. serviced every 2,500 km by certified Toyota techs, and is registered on ToyoPride.com's forums where he moderates the all-weather mats discussion lounge

sorry Art... toyotas are soccer dad cars, unless its pimed/ beat. :/

Originally Posted by KennyCerealBowl

Tony Hawk Pro skateboard

yikes. terrible taste in skateboards my dude.

can usually be found dropping in on his neighbor's 1/4 pipe with full protective gear. Has one of those special backpacks that lets u carry ur skateboard. Bought to match his velcro Vans and Hawk (R) apparel. at school dances usually buys Air Heads and makes repeated trips to the water fountain, taking a diff route each time

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

target shopping cart with cardboard sail

red on brown tbe.

lmao

argues over the price of pears in the express line. used to shop at K-Mart till they told him there were no triforce shards in the basement. as a child, organized his Legos by net weight cross-sorted by color. his parents haven't seen him since he lost the excel spreadsheet legend and force fed his entire Dragon Defense Tower set to their golden lab. wrote his college acceptance essay on his favorite flavor lava lamp, and now calls the dean of VTech Ganondorf

Originally Posted by Adonis

Scion XD

Black whip
Black rims

Ringtone: "Gimme that filet of fish". probably very conscious of social issues. considered a PepBoys "regular". decent driver but annoyingly proud of his brand. The first to suggest drunk Taco Bell runs and never drives, makes his br0s chip gas money on supermarket runs. does highway fly-bys of nicer cars and uploads to Facebook. avid fan of Psyche, Bones, and CSI: Miami. has a MS Word doc filled w/ anecdotes and analogies to use on kids, one of which replaces birds and the bees w/ a PowerPoint presentation of the plot for the first season of Knight Rider.

Originally Posted by SpookyDeep

M3 Coupe...

actually a BMW 318is sittin on hankooks and stolen BBS 17"s, M series bodykit from Chinese eBay. full limo tint, cut springs, and one Recaro seat with original BMW seatbelt. Never shifts before redline, ever. once robbed a Family Dollar with a spiderman mask and a letter opener. oil never changed, and replaced the spare tire compartment with the safe he stole from Family Dollar for his extensive Euro league soccer jerseys. sells cigs to middle schoolers, rerolled with Swisher guts. has two misdemeanors on his rap sheet for violating building codes with his homemade tunnel that goes from his apartment building's basement to Footlocker's

Originally Posted by jesuits

that shit won't even get you to the shelter..

just in the process of buying a BMW 120i 11, m sport and putting in with friends on a vw van, hence why I've downgraded car a little.

better not be the liftback

always adjusts driving settings manually before leaving park. never uses turn signals because it makes the iDrive espresso pressurizer reverse polarity. Full racing lines on the roundabouts. Black leather open finger racing gloves, plastic mats still on floor of car. any given conversation within 50ft of the garage includes the at least one of the phrases "Teutonic, double-clutch, finesse, technician, driver's car". since its purchase, has exchanged flannel shirts for Polo and Burberry cologne for Ralph Lauren. no kids are allowed under any circumstances. picks up 2.5x more girls than friends, all bilingual graduate students. window shops in SkyMall. Nurburgring tattoo on ankle. uses his bike to pick up groceries, go to work, and if the dew point isnt between 50-75 deg

Originally Posted by NAQ

Taurus is a top ten sleeper, fuck with a well kept SHO and be surprised. Like 3hun hp or somethin

this is true, especially in terms of engine vs chassis

Originally Posted by bleak

A Cavalier can be a pretty decent car.

This is very false. everything after 2G is trash. shittiest transaxle ever, nonturbo I4, the wheelbase of a glorified lawnmower and wheelhop upwards of probs 200hp. 6500 RPM redline lols

Originally Posted by bleak

The honda would drag any Taurus in history across any finish line.

1) VTEC is garbage
2) FWD is trash for drag
3) no

Originally Posted by Dystopian

Winnebago with a meth lab in the back (hidden by plastic sheeting)

a fine upstanding citizen

Originally Posted by uh-oh

i whip a shitty plymouth neon. dont know the year. its whatever year that plymouth made neons and not dodge or chrysler or whatever. there all the same but you get me

shits dead right now gotta get a battery. and when it isnt dead, i can only drive it for like 20 minutes before i gotta let it sit for 2 hours and cool down or else my whole car will explode probably. a million things wrong with it basically but its good enough to get back and forth to a job when i get one lol

i touch two wires together to start it. just a random fact. not stolen. i have the keys. i turn the key, and then touch the wires together. no stereo in it

HOODMOBILE

yeah i know that car hah. im not sure what to add other than if i saw that cruising down the street, im guessing it would be going to either Wheel of Fortune auditions or to Market Basket to spend cigarette change on Keno

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

heelies

wears square glasses. makes "Lets Plays" for Spider Solitaire and puts em up on YouTube under the username XxRaGeBeserKer779xX. diet is entirely chicken nuggets, Fig Newtons and gluten free nilla wafers (vanilla flavors give you tremors). Packs his lunch to his Arma 3 clan meetings, and owns three fedoras with "anonymous" written in 1's and 0's. greases the wheels with hypoallergenic cocoa butter

Originally Posted by Badi Alii

99 taurus, gray

ford taurus pull up
everybody runnnnn
white girl jumps out
pointin wit er gunn

no offense. but that is the definition of "lunch lady car." one second youre bumpin Ras Kass and nodding at black folks at intersections, the next you're bumping kids to the end for cutting into the sloppy joe line w/o milk money