WK2 : UhOh(0-1) vs.PinotGrij(0-1) - Pinot wins NS

timeless · 10-06-2014, 06:44 AM

Verses will be due Thursday Oct. 9th at 11:59 p.m. Western / 2:59 Am Eastern / 7:59AM UK. There are no Extensions. No Exceptions.

Verses must be a minimum of 10 Lines and maximum of 48 Lines or 650 words unless agreed upon by both competitors.

Votes will be due Sundays at 11:59 p.m. Western / 2:59 Am Eastern / 7:59AM UK .

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Goodluck @uh-oh @Pinot Grij

Topic - "Some may never live, but the crazy never die."

Pinot Grij · 10-06-2014, 02:30 PM

Hi pal.

uh-oh · 10-06-2014, 05:28 PM

hello friend

Pinot Grij · 10-11-2014, 02:56 AM

Mortimer Cocksmith was overly cautious
Mostly, he’s nauseous, petrified by the hold of his conscience
He’d never provoke a neighbor, that ain’t in his wholesome nature
Cuz folks who are known to anger are more prone to danger
So he avoids all confrontation, he’s never even sipped a beer
Gripped by the crippling fear that he’d become addicted for years
He’d strictly adhere to rules so as to never lapse his control
He even pees sitting down to avoid the backsplash in the bowl
Sex? He enjoyed by himself, jerked off til his scrotum was swelled
Then he’d cry himself to sleep and think, “…..I’m going to hell”
His heart was open as well, he finally met a woman that nurtured
But he played the observer as she fucked all of his co-workers
Still he retained his credo, because he was in love with his wife
And if he ever confronted her on it he could fuck up his life
So he maintained his silence, and vowed to ride destiny and enjoy it
He never had any expectations, so he could never be disappointed
Mortimer lived a lengthy life, without wanting nothing more
And peacefully passed away at the age of a hundred and four

Jurgen Von Cockenstein was the live fast-or-die type
He liked the nightlife… loved to skydive… a real wise guy
Lived the high life, I mean REAL high, dude been hype from the start
He once rappelled into a volcano just to light his cigar
He goes extreme upon any scheme that any man could embark
When he goes surfing, he does it on top of actual sharks
He’d race speedboats through crevices the width of a keyhole
And when he did a little jizz would shoot out of his pee hole
He lived for the rush, and could get any bitch that he wants
Fill up her guts, spill all his nut, then she’d fix up his lunch
He’d say, “D’you honestly think I give a shit if I live til I’m eighty?
Look at the chicks that I’m dating… this shit is amazing!”
One day then, Jurgen had a plan for a new extreme sport
He loved to fuck, and loved to rush, but still he’d need more
So he devised to set a woman on skis down the steep slope and…
Follow up behind her, butt naked, for some downhill deep boning
He thrusted as wind gusted against the sack of his balls
And as he nutted, his face busted as he crashed into a wall
He made headlines as the dead guy who did something sick
Dead by Extreme Downhill Banging at the age of twenty-six

So, who would you rather be?

10-06-2014, 06:44 AM	#1
timeless past tense Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: NJ Posts: 1,627 Battle Record: 22-39 Rep Power: 4341326	WK2 : UhOh(0-1) vs.PinotGrij(0-1) - Pinot wins NS Verses will be due Thursday Oct. 9th at 11:59 p.m. Western / 2:59 Am Eastern / 7:59AM UK. There are no Extensions. No Exceptions. Verses must be a minimum of 10 Lines and maximum of 48 Lines or 650 words unless agreed upon by both competitors. Votes will be due Sundays at 11:59 p.m. Western / 2:59 Am Eastern / 7:59AM UK . View Other Rules *Here* Goodluck @uh-oh @Pinot Grij Topic - "Some may never live, but the crazy never die." Last edited by Adonis; 10-11-2014 at 11:12 AM.

10-06-2014, 02:30 PM	#2
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195061	Hi pal. __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.

10-06-2014, 05:28 PM	#3
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	hello friend __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

10-11-2014, 02:56 AM	#4
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195061	Mortimer Cocksmith was overly cautious Mostly, he’s nauseous, petrified by the hold of his conscience He’d never provoke a neighbor, that ain’t in his wholesome nature Cuz folks who are known to anger are more prone to danger So he avoids all confrontation, he’s never even sipped a beer Gripped by the crippling fear that he’d become addicted for years He’d strictly adhere to rules so as to never lapse his control He even pees sitting down to avoid the backsplash in the bowl Sex? He enjoyed by himself, jerked off til his scrotum was swelled Then he’d cry himself to sleep and think, “…..I’m going to hell” His heart was open as well, he finally met a woman that nurtured But he played the observer as she fucked all of his co-workers Still he retained his credo, because he was in love with his wife And if he ever confronted her on it he could fuck up his life So he maintained his silence, and vowed to ride destiny and enjoy it He never had any expectations, so he could never be disappointed Mortimer lived a lengthy life, without wanting nothing more And peacefully passed away at the age of a hundred and four Jurgen Von Cockenstein was the live fast-or-die type He liked the nightlife… loved to skydive… a real wise guy Lived the high life, I mean REAL high, dude been hype from the start He once rappelled into a volcano just to light his cigar He goes extreme upon any scheme that any man could embark When he goes surfing, he does it on top of actual sharks He’d race speedboats through crevices the width of a keyhole And when he did a little jizz would shoot out of his pee hole He lived for the rush, and could get any bitch that he wants Fill up her guts, spill all his nut, then she’d fix up his lunch He’d say, “D’you honestly think I give a shit if I live til I’m eighty? Look at the chicks that I’m dating… this shit is amazing!” One day then, Jurgen had a plan for a new extreme sport He loved to fuck, and loved to rush, but still he’d need more So he devised to set a woman on skis down the steep slope and… Follow up behind her, butt naked, for some downhill deep boning He thrusted as wind gusted against the sack of his balls And as he nutted, his face busted as he crashed into a wall He made headlines as the dead guy who did something sick Dead by Extreme Downhill Banging at the age of twenty-six So, who would you rather be? __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.