ITT: Witty can't think of shit to write about so he begs for help instead of just not being a lazy faggot.

[REAL LIFE]

Originally Posted by THE REAL REAL LIFE

IMPOSTOR. IMPOSTOR. THE FALSE PROPHET WEARS A CROWN MADE OF NAIR AND SALLIES FORTH FROM HIS BEIGE OFFICE CHAIR OF DUPLICITY. THE FUTURE BEARS NO RELEVANCE ON THE NOW. THE INTERNET IS HOME TO NOTHING BUT THOUGHTS AND THAT IS THE VERY COMPOSITION OF ME@?'_!\£|¥|\¥'%#%_*+[¥]¥{'

DEVELOP PARKINSONS AND SHAVE YOUR CORGI WITH A CHAINSAW MADE OF DICKS IF YOU BAD BRUH

YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF ME. YOU ARE THUS MOCKING YOURSELF. IT IS MANDATORY THAT YOU LOG OFF. RETURN TO ME.