NC COURT PROCEEDINGS: ALL RISE, (DEFENDANTS IN CASE: FIGGLES, SRAL, THE MUZZL3)

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Moe Jetts

This case is cut and dry. The man somehow received a penis picture from another and then proceeded to upload and post. The nature in which he received the pic has to be assumed worse case scenario considering he has a gay uncle that tried to fuck him. NC will now be forced to believe he was raped in the ass and mouth by said uncle. The man made a HUGE mistake or tiny one (lol @ lars) depending on how you view it. Minimum 3 days isn't what I am seeking. I am seeking a 7 day sentence with a chance of being paroled after 4 days with a mandatory post in each day he is imprisoned. The post must include a real life gay bashing story he has participated in IRL.


THE COURT WILL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH LARS ON THEIR OWN AS MY ONLY SUGGESTION IS LIFETIME BAN OR AT THE VERY MINIMUM A MONTH BAN WITH A YEAR OF ADMINISTRATIVE MICRO MANAGEMENT OF HIS POST. ALL HIS POSTS MUST BE REVIEWED ONLY IF A MODERATOR IS AWARE AND ACCEPTING OF THE FACT THEY MIGHT GET AN EYEFUL OF A WEIRD TINY DICK AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT.


Peace out my niggas.

I HAVE REVIEWED YOUR FINDINGS IN THE CASE OF NETCEES STATE VS FIGGLES FORMERLY KNOWN AS FIGURATIVE. IT SEEMS PERHAPS THE STATE IS OFFENDED BY THE OBSCENE TINY LITTLE TIDBITS OF BORDERLINE MIDGET PORNOGRAPHY BY MEMBER KNOWN AS @sraL. GIVEN THE AGE OF FIGGLES (18) HE IS NO LONGER BOUND BY LITTLE BABY LAWS AND WILL BE TRIALED AS AN ADULT.


GIVEN THE TINY PENIS, I WILL DECREE A JAILING SENTENCE TO REACH BUT NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT OF TINY PENIS TRANSLATED INTO DAYS



GIVEN THE ACCURATE MEASURES PRESENTED TO ME BY THE TECHNOLOGY OF THE COURT WE HAVE ASSESSED THAT THIS PIECE OF GENATALIA IS ROUGHLY 2 1/2 INCHES IN LENGTH.

WE'VE REVIEWED YOUR NOTION OF 7 DAYS AND HAVE OSTENSIBLY LAUGHED AT THE NOTION THAT YOU MAY HAVE THOUGHT @sraL PACKS A MEMBER EVEN REMOTLY CLOSE, THOUGH SINCE THIS ISN'T THE METRIC SYSTEM, WE ASSUME YOU MAY HAVE INSINUATED 7 CENTIMETERS, WHICH IS ACCEPTABLE, BUT A BIT EXCESS.

ON THE COUNTS OF FAGGOTRY BY FIGGLES, HE IS FOUND: GUILTY AND IS PUNISHED TO 4 DAYS IN JAIL (WORKING BETWEEN 7 DAYS ASSUMED AND 2 1/2 INCHES OF @sraL TINY TINNER)

WEVE REVIEWED THE SECOND PLEA OF YOUR CASE, REGARDING THE MATTER OF THE PAROLE AND IT IS GRANTED. FIGGLES, FORMERLY KNOWN AS FIGURATIVE WILL HAVE A 4 DAY PAROLE PERIOD AFTER THE INITIAL 4 DAYS IN JAIL, WHERE ALL MEMBERS WILL ACT AS A REHABILITATION CENTER FOR HIS IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG DICK LADEN MIND.

IN THE CASE INVOLVING THREE COUNTS OF DICK POSTING AND BACK TO BACK QUINTUPLE POSTS, THE DEFENDANT IS FOUND GUILTY AND WILL FACE THREE HOURS IN JAIL FOR THIS OFFENSE.

IN THE CASE INVOLVING THE DEMARCATION OF INSANITY AND ZANY, WHERE THE DEFENDANT @Figgles HAS PURPOSELY WITH NO LOLS-AGREEMENT CONJURE UP TINY PENIS JPEGS, HE IS FOUND GUILTY AND WILL FACE 3 HOURS IN JAIL FOR THAT.

IN THE MOTION OF GAY BASHING, JUDGE BBDENIES THIS AS IT IS CONSIDERED HATEFUL AND WILL HINDER THE PROCESS OF REHABILITATION AND FURTHER FUEL THE HATE REGION IN HIS BRAIN WHICH CAN INTERFERE WITH HIS REHABILITATION. I AM DOING THIS ON SOUND ADVICE FROM @Certain AND @Bags.

Originally Posted by Certain

If the honorable @JUDGE BB DA BB will allow, I'd like to speak on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative.

Figurative is going through a tough stage in life, dealing with a raging set of hormones. But his recent name change took him too far. I would like to enter the plea of insanity on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative, with the stipulation that he change his name back to Figurative and be forced to masturbate to lesbian porn until his head is cleared of these homosexual thoughts, not that there's anything wrong with that.

ADDRESSING THE ISSUE WITH @Certain, I GRANT THE NAME CHANGE FROM FIGGLES TO FIGURATIVE AND HAVE A BLOCK OF 69 DAYS OF A NAME CHANGE. 69 BEING SYMBOLIC OF THE POPULAR MAINSTREAM FELLATIO FETISH. IN THIS TIME FIGGLES WILL BE REFERRED TO AS FIGURATIVE. GRANTED.



IN ADDRESSING THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY, I WILL LEAVE THAT UP TO A GRAND JURY OF NETCEES 2.0 SUPERIOR COURT CONSTITUENTS, ON GROUNDS SOMETHING REASONABLE, YET SHAMEFULLY HILARIOUS CAN BE FOUND ON EVEN GROUNDS TO REHABILITATE THIS TROUBLED, YOUNG MEXICAN BROWNIE.


@Moe Jetts, ALTHOUGH OUT OF LINE, DID POSE A THOUGHT PROVOKING COMMENT. VAGINA MUSHING WON'T SUFFICE, WHILE THE GRAND JURY DECIDES WHAT SORT OF BRAINWASHING @FIGURATIVE WILL OCCUR, HE IS SENTENCED TO WRITE A 100 WORD ESSAY ABOUT HOW HE WOULD HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH @theMuzzl3S WIFE, AS HE IS THE OTHER CASE IN THIS THREE CASE, DOUBLE SMACK RULING.


COURT IS ADJOURNED. RECESS