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SYRACUSE
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Post up if your shit ain't miniscule ie Lars.
A simple aye will suffice.... AYE.
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Ad mini tator
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 10,025
Battle Record: 26-54
Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association
- Black August
- 1-2 Punch League
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A.
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(G)ay
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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i heard he's asian so he has a tiny peen, and since hes constantly talking about it and alpha matters his peen must be tinier than beebs
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Join Date: Aug 2013
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If your dick is smaller than 4 inches you're literally a child
NYC's next thread: "only real niggas post itt: 4'11.5" and higher"
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LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS
Join Date: Aug 2014
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- Topical Martyrs
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lmao these lames still protesting after I posted up my monster cock and had dudes from here complimenting me on how good it looks
Like I said, if you're packing more heat, show and prove then. Don't just speak about it, be about it. The gauntlets been thrown down. Let's see those talking see me after I went all in.
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Meanwhile at OP's house
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βгοкε ㄴεςηαг
Join Date: Jun 2013
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: on the couch
Posts: 842
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avg size is 5-6 inches from what I read on "scientific studies & polls", of course those were dudes measuring themselves.
Not saying I am <4 or <5, but the gee spot is like 3" in or something? THere is another spot I forget them name of... the E spot of something, which has the same characteristics as the G... so guys with 3-4 inches will do fine, especially if they're with a smaller lady. |
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(ง'̀-'́)ง
Join Date: Nov 2015
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Accomplishments -50+ wins
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-Netcees Battle League
-BA Picture
-BA TagTeam
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I'd neg your Mom but she already begged for a long one.
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Om
Join Date: Jan 2013
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I nigged your mom
With a nig dick
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Aids dick to thread
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Bags rhymes with Fags... must be coincidental because look at his accomplishments. His ego must be flying up towards Mars... he must have written the dopest bars. But, all I see is negative responses to other peoples' shit.
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Or from your lips to tonsils You fuck He'll prolly be like jokes on you I had my tonsils removed |
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Funny cuz muzzle rhymes with guzzle You cum guzzling faggot |
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lol, -- no hate. All fun & jokes.
I posted my 16 lines in our newb tournament battle, get to writing. |
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If she isn't crying to god
Ur dick game ain't shit |
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Join Date: Aug 2013
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If she ain't crying to god
Then she ain't faking her orgasms
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