yo im in the modern world yo

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lolol

the hoes just skanky enough to keeo you coming back, but not so goddamn fine that it breaks your immersion

but then you move to a different series of videos and see the same girls and you're like hey man.. what gives

then you accidentally stumble on a name and realize you're in the AAA porn leagues and u downgrade a level of professionalism, rinse, wash, repeat

before you know it youre beating your meat furiously to ChatRoulette randos & you hit the neighbor's 15 y.o. daughter with the defining moment of her awkward adolescence