If u were to off urself..

[theMuzzl3]

I researched this thoroughly when I was going through great depression.

Basically, shotgun to the head could leave you alive & your family supporting your hospital bills.

OD'ing on pills will most likely cause you to vomit; and most likely cough up and roll over and not die.

Jumping off of a tall ass building might be difficult, but if its high enough, that'll probably do the trick...

but the last thing you want to do is survive and be on life support.

The best method I found is to go to the desert, take pills slowly as you drink, set up a rope thats secure to a tree and a noose that will be easy to tighten and will support your weight... don't drink yourself and pop so many pills that you can't pull it off... but get up on a chair shortly after drinking a bunch and taking a bunch of pills... before you pass out, place the shotgun in your mouth and kick the chair over as you pull the trigger.

Best case scenario is the shotgun blast kills you instantly. Next best case is you're rope was noosed right and you hang yourself while barely conscious. Next best case is you've shot yourself and you're hanging... but after all the pills and booze start to come up, you'll suffocate and drown in your own vomit as you're hanging. Worst case scenario is you fall asleep before you pull the trigger and wake up in the morning still supported by the chair... which IMO would be best case scenario, because the next day... you'd be like "why the fuck was I gonna kill myself?" -- thats my two cents.


I recommend this method for @evil big baby

[sral]

lmao how you meant to have been drinking and rolling hard enough to wanna do this, in a desert, then somehow get a shotgun in your mouth whilst hanging from a noose and pull the trigger while simultaneously kicking the chair youre supported from and being a completely insecure beta faggot that cant cope with the realities of life?

[theMuzzl3]

i suppose u could also take enough pills to OD, and as you feel you may fade out of consciousness, shotgun yourself in the head and fall off of a tall building. That would be hard to pull off though... man on building with shotgun = police get called.

[theMuzzl3]

Originally Posted by sraL

lmao how you meant to have been drinking and rolling hard enough to wanna do this, in a desert, then somehow get a shotgun in your mouth whilst hanging from a noose and pull the trigger while simultaneously kicking the chair youre supported from and being a completely insecure beta faggot that cant cope with the realities of life?

the trick is to drink and take pills slowly through out the day, as the noose and chair are already set up... then, take a buncha pills with a buncha booze, before they come into effect... get up on the chair with the shotgun (maybe not a chair, something that can fall over fairly easily), and as you feel yourself passing out, pull the trigger as you kick away your foot support. Its really not that complicated. I dunno how you manage to flame a straight up true answer.

[uh-oh]

a shotgun to the head will not leave you alive you guys are dumb

you would be left with a flap of skin on the top of your neck at best

[Split]

If you're using a gun, aim for the spinal column at the base of your head

People have DEFINITELY survived self-inflicted shotgun blasts.


This is fucked up haha.

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Split

If you're using a gun, aim for the spinal column at the base of your head

People have DEFINITELY survived self-inflicted shotgun blasts.


This is fucked up haha.

my shotgun committed suicide by tryin to shoot me.

[Clayray]

Listen to DJ drops by muzzle until ears bleed and it causes brain damage thats irreversible, family then pulls plug

[Objective]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

a shotgun to the head will not leave you alive you guys are dumb

you would be left with a flap of skin on the top of your neck at best

Depends on the shotty my man. Some kid in a nearby town survived a shotgun to the head. The skin got severely fucked up, and bits and pieces of skeleton shot off, but dude didn't die. Dude was full of fucking adrenaline and ended up crawling to the hallway, got the fucking door open and crawled out on the street as he regret his decision right after he pulled the trigger and someone called an ambulance. (Typical for a lot of people to regret after they've done it, survivors that have jumped from the Golden Gate bridge have said they regretted it mid-air.) Anyways, he got help and they managed to save the fucker, hid head is rather disfigured on one side and he'll most probably never get a girlfriend again but dude survived.

[MKG]

Originally Posted by theMuzzl3

I researched this thoroughly when I was going through great depression.

Basically, shotgun to the head could leave you alive & your family supporting your hospital bills.

OD'ing on pills will most likely cause you to vomit; and most likely cough up and roll over and not die.

Jumping off of a tall ass building might be difficult, but if its high enough, that'll probably do the trick...

but the last thing you want to do is survive and be on life support.

The best method I found is to go to the desert, take pills slowly as you drink, set up a rope thats secure to a tree and a noose that will be easy to tighten and will support your weight... don't drink yourself and pop so many pills that you can't pull it off... but get up on a chair shortly after drinking a bunch and taking a bunch of pills... before you pass out, place the shotgun in your mouth and kick the chair over as you pull the trigger.

Best case scenario is the shotgun blast kills you instantly. Next best case is you're rope was noosed right and you hang yourself while barely conscious. Next best case is you've shot yourself and you're hanging... but after all the pills and booze start to come up, you'll suffocate and drown in your own vomit as you're hanging. Worst case scenario is you fall asleep before you pull the trigger and wake up in the morning still supported by the chair... which IMO would be best case scenario, because the next day... you'd be like "why the fuck was I gonna kill myself?" -- thats my two cents.


I recommend this method for @evil big baby

Negged

[uh-oh]

whoever is shooting themselves in the head with shotguns and surviving aren't doing it right

it could be the weakest shotgun ever, i dunno whats that like a 20 gauge? put it to the roof of your mouth, whole top of your head is gone

no matter what kind of shot, bird, buck, slug

you could probably fire a blank and die

they probably shot like half there face off or something had it at an angle, i dunno

[Malachi]

Can I kill myself by overrating? Like i mean non stop going to a buffet shit. The process would be slow. This or I'd simply jump off a building

[Malachi]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

you could probably fire a blank and die

Goneee

[Badweather]

Originally Posted by Malachi

Goneee

There was actually an actor who shot himself in the head with a blank and died. Google it if you don't believe me.

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Bags

This thread is dark even for nc.

there is no to dark for nc, get this negg faggot.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

there is no to dark for nc, get this negg faggot.

you suck Allen. I hope a rhinocerous gores your liver.

[uh-oh]

I just ate a soft pretzel nigga fuck you

[veritas]

eat a live wolverine if you bad though bruh.

[NYCSPITZ]

Originally Posted by Strikta

Very interesting way to do it.. going out w/ a rush.

I need to stop drinking this JW Black tbh. I'm gone.

good choice. I'm off jw red and it tasted horrible, not worth the slight down grade.

Definitely while fucking a hot brazilian hooker ODing on way too much heroine. Dick would prob go soft before I died but oh well.

[theMuzzl3]

Originally Posted by MKG

Negged

negg'd yo family, hoe.

I'm talkin science, bitch.

https://soundcloud.com/peakindicator...-peakindicator
@MKG


you could also buy some etizolam off the internet if you still got skills (after silkroads dropped), and down 200-1000 MG... I'm sure you'd sleep to death.