-_- vs. Def_fuckin_5 {-_- wins}

[Sn00p]

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@-_- @Def_fuckin_5

[Def_fuckin_5]

here, goin 10

[Orc]

SOUNDS FANTASTIC

[Orc]

I SENT 12 @Def_fuckin_5

[Orc]

SHOW THE FUCK UP I DON'T WANNA WASTE ANUTHA VERSE SO EXT GRANTED

[Def_fuckin_5]

don't need one..had to finish watching the ncaa games lol

anywho

ur not asian..we get it..yeah ya name was confusin
but really that's just how ya face'll look after u get maimed in this bruisin
i stopped doing drugs and it seems u can't handle it well
u need help -_- this is the first time someone has begged me to hand them a L
let's hope this fool quits..cause what i give in the pulpit
makes the 14 lines u dropped last week look like the 1 - 10 bullshit
i'm way ahead of you..i'm taking steps into new levels
so if ur really dope..they're bout to see this elite 8 like coach k and the blue devils
this is ur fairy tale..i'm tryna see cinderella's nipples and breast
hit it a rest..while ur more concerned about who designed her slippers and dress
u have no sex life.u probably get sad when it's mentioned
but i heard ya dick's so small u soak ur pubic hair when ur pissing

[Orc]

Blaow/
./
U cant be srs. U txtn for yrs n' still ain't on top or first.
Def's facing Stiff competition, cuz i'm *deaaad* weneva dude drop a verse/
U shuda quit wayy back. U stay wack so be gone slime.
ya careers like oldschool Graffiti..the writings been on the wall for a longgg time/
Def's weaaksauce. Trust ima wreck ya like a fast boxer.
&leave ya w/ a Body full of Plaster that'd win the 'Best Supporting Cast' Oscar/
I can't lose to this bitch. Chubby queers stupid as shit.
Believe the only thing ya Breaking... is a sweat, enroute to the Fridge/
STOP EATING. U been told bfore but u need more lessons.
Dog i'd rub Salt in your wounds & u'd eat yaself to death within 4 seconds/
I lol'd when he came back tryna act like D's a legend man.
&You got a Frosty Reception that'd rival Mr. Freeze's wedding plans/

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by Def_fuckin_5

don't need one..had to finish watching the ncaa games lol

anywho

ur not asian..we get it..yeah ya name was confusin
but really that's just how ya face'll look after u get maimed in this bruisin
this is ur fairy tale..i'm tryna see cinderella's nipples and breast
hit it a rest..while ur more concerned about who designed her slippers and dress
u have no sex life.u probably get sad when it's mentioned
but i heard ya dick's so small u soak ur pubic hair when ur pissing

Vs

Originally Posted by -_-

Blaow/
./
U cant be srs. U txtn for yrs n' still ain't on top or first.
Def's facing Stiff competition, cuz i'm *deaaad* weneva dude drop a verse/
U shuda quit wayy back. U stay wack so be gone slime.
ya careers like oldschool Graffiti..the writings been on the wall for a longgg time/
Def's weaaksauce. Trust ima wreck ya like a fast boxer.
&leave ya w/ a Body full of Plaster that'd win the 'Best Supporting Cast' Oscar/
I can't lose to this bitch. Chubby queers stupid as shit.
Believe the only thing ya Breaking... is a sweat, enroute to the Fridge/
STOP EATING. U been told bfore but u need more lessons.
Dog i'd rub Salt in your wounds & u'd eat yaself to death within 4 seconds/
I lol'd when he came back tryna act like D's a legend man.
&You got a Frosty Reception that'd rival Mr. Freeze's wedding plans/

Ya so obv I'm voting for Asian eyes dude... Robert I think Snoop dubbed him. Yea so all of Roberts verse was cool IMO, nothing super hard hitting but very consistently good. Def I felt had a couple of misses with the L/drugs ad 8/ate wp being so played... Other lines I quoted were cool but yeah Robert got this fairly easy by being more consistent here


V/- robert

[Sharp]

this is ur fairy tale..i'm tryna see cinderella's nipples and breast
hit it a rest..while ur more concerned about who designed her slippers and dress

almost quoted the face thing but it wasn't too hot
V

U shuda quit wayy back. U stay wack so be gone slime.
ya careers like oldschool Graffiti..the writings been on the wall for a longgg time/
STOP EATING. U been told bfore but u need more lessons.
Dog i'd rub Salt in your wounds & u'd eat yaself to death within 4 seconds/
I lol'd when he came back tryna act like D's a legend man.
&You got a Frosty Reception that'd rival Mr. Freeze's wedding plans/


tbh I thought -_-'s concepts seemed a little dated but still well done and effective. Def's still got some rust, but he should be there soon... just a few misses this week.

V/ -_-

[Cashius]

Defcon...I felt most of your concepts were too basic. Even the Cinderella shit, which was prolly your best...was just too simple and lacked impact.

Chinese face...I liked the stiff line, the salt in wounds line...the rest were just ok.

Chinese face took this. He had lotb 1 and 2.

[Lotto Smirk]

this is ur fairy tale..i'm tryna see cinderella's nipples and breast
hit it a rest..while ur more concerned about who designed her slippers and dress

vs

U shuda quit wayy back. U stay wack so be gone slime.
ya careers like oldschool Graffiti..the writings been on the wall for a longgg time/
STOP EATING. U been told bfore but u need more lessons.
Dog i'd rub Salt in your wounds & u'd eat yaself to death within 4 seconds/

vote - -_- just had less misses in his verse

[Maximus]

Pretty cool match tbh, didnt expect much from asian face but he proved me wrong with a pretty decent verse, his stand-outs were the graffiti and salt on wound lines. Def's still showing some rust but even at that his verse wasnt bad, just felt he had more misses, smvgt robert

[RPK]

this is ur fairy tale..i'm tryna see cinderella's nipples and breast
hit it a rest..while ur more concerned about who designed her slippers and dress

Vs.
U shuda quit wayy back. U stay wack so be gone slime.
ya careers like oldschool Graffiti..the writings been on the wall for a longgg time/
STOP EATING. U been told bfore but u need more lessons.
Dog i'd rub Salt in your wounds & u'd eat yaself to death within 4 seconds/
I lol'd when he came back tryna act like D's a legend man.
&You got a Frosty Reception that'd rival Mr. Freeze's wedding plans/

This was a pretty good battle. Both were consistent. Just thought Robert hit better.
V/robert

[Sn00p]

ur not asian..we get it..yeah ya name was confusin
but really that's just how ya face'll look after u get maimed in this bruisin
this is ur fairy tale..i'm tryna see cinderella's nipples and breast
hit it a rest..while ur more concerned about who designed her slippers and dress
u have no sex life.u probably get sad when it's mentioned
but i heard ya dick's so small u soak ur pubic hair when ur pissing

vs.

U cant be srs. U txtn for yrs n' still ain't on top or first.
Def's facing Stiff competition, cuz i'm *deaaad* weneva dude drop a verse/
U shuda quit wayy back. U stay wack so be gone slime.
ya careers like oldschool Graffiti..the writings been on the wall for a longgg time/
Def's weaaksauce. Trust ima wreck ya like a fast boxer.
&leave ya w/ a Body full of Plaster that'd win the 'Best Supporting Cast' Oscar/
STOP EATING. U been told bfore but u need more lessons.
Dog i'd rub Salt in your wounds & u'd eat yaself to death within 4 seconds/

yeah, -_- was quite good in this. very consistent verse. good hits. opener was dope to me. maybe it's been done, but i've never seen it and the concept is really cool. def wasn't too bad. he just seemed a little rusty/uncreative with his ideas. which made his lines a bit bland. while robert had good wording that made his lines hit. good shit.
v/robert

[bleak]

This league is getting better every week, adding quality battlers.

So...

I can tell that def is still rusty. He has the harshness but the concepts don't stretch too far from basic. I feel like he's being tentative right now. Once he gets into the swing of things, he'll be swinging for the fences. Robert, I guess? I'm not typing -_- every time I'm referring to him. Anyways, Robert had a solid verse. Idk if he's been here or there previously under aliases, but for someone who took a break, I'm assuming, he had a good showing. Some of his concepts were somewhat dated, but what can you expect? He delivered them pretty well and that got him the W in this one.

V/ Bob

[Que]

5- I liked the slippers and dress line (guess I'm the only one that chuckled when I read it), I liked the Bruisin/asian eyes line.The dick line was awkward....very awkward....I cringe when guys go there in their verses towards another guy.The rest of the lines like L and the sports reference didn't go over so well.

Bob-I aint gonna front...I kinda dug all of your lines. They wasn't like soopah punches but they all seem to land pretty much. Scratch that....the Dog/salt swing didn't go anywhere. But all in all...your piece was cool.

V- Bob

[~RustyGunZ~]

this is ur fairy tale..i'm tryna see cinderella's nipples and breast
hit it a rest..while ur more concerned about who designed her slippers and dress

rofl

otherwise no

vs

U shuda quit wayy back. U stay wack so be gone slime.
ya careers like oldschool Graffiti..the writings been on the wall for a longgg time/
STOP EATING. U been told bfore but u need more lessons.
Dog i'd rub Salt in your wounds & u'd eat yaself to death within 4 seconds/

closer was okay to

v/robert