If u were to off urself.. - Page 2

Split · 09-01-2014, 10:42 AM

rent a Ferrari & race it full speed down the highway with no seat belt on

Ghost1 · 09-01-2014, 10:43 AM

This thread is dark even for nc.

Witty · 09-01-2014, 01:40 PM

Shotgun to the face.

If not weapon, either OD or jump off a tall building.

big baby · 09-01-2014, 01:41 PM

prob just not drink bb formula

Objective · 09-01-2014, 02:06 PM

I'd jump in front of a train. Those shits go fast as hell and will leave you in a cloud of meat. No pain, no nothing, it just rips you apart so fast not even your clothes can hold you together. It's egocentric as fuck cuz you'll traumatize some people, but ye, that's the most surefire way of going without feeling any pain unless you miscalculate your jump and hit the side of the train instead, lol.

dead man · 09-01-2014, 03:01 PM

i think lars pretty much covered it

YDK · 09-01-2014, 03:15 PM

Coke an percs whilst fuckin a bad bitch.
Like Richard prior said, come an go at the same time

Certain · 09-01-2014, 03:45 PM

I think jumping off a tall building would be the way to go. If you overdosed while trying to have sex, you'd probably shit yourself and pass out and have her run away laughing at you in the process.

Jumping off a tall building is ideal because you get an adrenaline rush, no one else gets hurt and there's very little chance you'd survive if the drop was more than 20 stories. If you fuck up with a shotgun, welcome to life with brain damage and no lower jaw.

Objective · 09-01-2014, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

Jumping off a tall building is ideal because you get an adrenaline rush, no one else gets hurt and there's very little chance you'd survive if the drop was more than 20 stories. If you fuck up with a shotgun, welcome to life with brain damage and no lower jaw.

Yo, shitload of people have survived crazy falls too. You could fall on someone though, lol. Plus, you might be lying there on the ground in excruciating pain before you die. And if you survive you're most likely crippled as well with an added brain damage too. I swear to God jumping in front of a train going max speed gotta be the best way to do it. You don't get time to feel shit and there's not a fucking chance you'll survive it.

Certain · 09-01-2014, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Objective

Yo, shitload of people have survived crazy falls too. You could fall on someone though, lol. Plus, you might be lying there on the ground in excruciating pain before you die. And if you survive you're most likely crippled as well with an added brain damage too. I swear to God jumping in front of a train going max speed gotta be the best way to do it. You don't get time to feel shit and there's not a fucking chance you'll survive it.

OK, then make it 50 stories.

Objective · 09-01-2014, 04:22 PM

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OK, then make it 50 stories.

People have survived falls from airplanes yo, you can only reach a certain speed due to air resistance. The only sure way to kill yourself is to dive head-first into the pavement. And a lot of people have regret jumping the second they've taken the leap. Imagine that, going 20-50 stories and regretting your decision, shiiiieeeet. A train just rips your whole existence apart at once, no time regretting shit.

PancakeBrah · 09-01-2014, 04:28 PM

lol @ responses

"I'd kill myself with a painless drug while getting a blowjob from 3 pornstars while on shrooms while winning the lottery tbh"

Split · 09-01-2014, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

I think jumping off a tall building would be the way to go. If you overdosed while trying to have sex, you'd probably shit yourself and pass out and have her run away laughing at you in the process.

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Originally Posted by Account of Chris Farley's Death

"Farley partied for four straight days, smoked crack and snorted heroin with a call girl, then took her back to his apartment. When they argued about money, she got up to leave. He tried to follow but collapsed on the living room floor, struggling to breathe. His final words were 'Don't leave me.' She took pictures of him, stole his watch, wrote a note saying she'd had a lot of fun, and left. He died alone."

YDK · 09-01-2014, 05:02 PM

Lol everybody shits themself when they die so that point is irrelevant
drugs an sex is a good way to go.
Either that or getting sniped in front of a bunch of old people

anime_boners · 09-01-2014, 05:41 PM

jump off a building, lined with low grade explosives. that way I explode when I hit the ground and everyone thinks I was a robot.

Badweather · 09-01-2014, 05:53 PM

i'd tie fishing line around a door knob on the roof of a building. i'd tie two lines actually. one that goes to my neck and another one that goes to my waist. the one around my neck would be about a foot shorter than the line around my waist. after i'm all rigged up and shit, i'd super glue my hands to my head. once the glue dried, i'd jump off the roof...if all went as planned, my head would be severed off my neck, but still glued to my hands. so, when they see my body, i'll be dead as fuck but still miraculously holding my on head. fucking dope.

"hold ya head chris"

dyedinthewool · 09-01-2014, 08:15 PM

I'd go to Switzerland, enjoy it's winter and then say goodbye

09-01-2014, 08:39 PM

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boy who cried 13.50 get this rep

was i

Lucos · 09-03-2014, 05:03 AM

i'd make a video saying mossad captured and trained me, then i'd suicide bomb the russian embassy and start a 50 year war

sral · 09-03-2014, 05:09 AM

LOL @ certain committing suicide via a tall story, ironically

09-01-2014, 10:42 AM	#21
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	rent a Ferrari & race it full speed down the highway with no seat belt on __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

09-01-2014, 01:40 PM	#23
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Shotgun to the face. If not weapon, either OD or jump off a tall building. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-01-2014, 02:06 PM	#25
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	I'd jump in front of a train. Those shits go fast as hell and will leave you in a cloud of meat. No pain, no nothing, it just rips you apart so fast not even your clothes can hold you together. It's egocentric as fuck cuz you'll traumatize some people, but ye, that's the most surefire way of going without feeling any pain unless you miscalculate your jump and hit the side of the train instead, lol. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

09-01-2014, 03:01 PM	#26
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,485 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606679	i think lars pretty much covered it __________________ Zack Wicks for president

09-01-2014, 03:15 PM	#27
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	Coke an percs whilst fuckin a bad bitch. Like Richard prior said, come an go at the same time __________________

09-01-2014, 03:45 PM	#28
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I think jumping off a tall building would be the way to go. If you overdosed while trying to have sex, you'd probably shit yourself and pass out and have her run away laughing at you in the process. Jumping off a tall building is ideal because you get an adrenaline rush, no one else gets hurt and there's very little chance you'd survive if the drop was more than 20 stories. If you fuck up with a shotgun, welcome to life with brain damage and no lower jaw. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

09-01-2014, 04:28 PM	#32
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	lol @ responses "I'd kill myself with a painless drug while getting a blowjob from 3 pornstars while on shrooms while winning the lottery tbh" __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

09-01-2014, 05:02 PM	#34
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	Lol everybody shits themself when they die so that point is irrelevant drugs an sex is a good way to go. Either that or getting sniped in front of a bunch of old people __________________

09-01-2014, 05:41 PM	#35
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	jump off a building, lined with low grade explosives. that way I explode when I hit the ground and everyone thinks I was a robot. __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

09-01-2014, 05:53 PM	#36
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	i'd tie fishing line around a door knob on the roof of a building. i'd tie two lines actually. one that goes to my neck and another one that goes to my waist. the one around my neck would be about a foot shorter than the line around my waist. after i'm all rigged up and shit, i'd super glue my hands to my head. once the glue dried, i'd jump off the roof...if all went as planned, my head would be severed off my neck, but still glued to my hands. so, when they see my body, i'll be dead as fuck but still miraculously holding my on head. fucking dope. "hold ya head chris" __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

09-01-2014, 08:15 PM	#37
dyedinthewool green eggs and damn Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: northeast Posts: 786 Battle Record: 1-4 Rep Power: 18308781	I'd go to Switzerland, enjoy it's winter and then say goodbye

09-03-2014, 05:03 AM	#39
Lucos Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 205 Rep Power: 0	i'd make a video saying mossad captured and trained me, then i'd suicide bomb the russian embassy and start a 50 year war

09-03-2014, 05:09 AM	#40
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	LOL @ certain committing suicide via a tall story, ironically __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)