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Origin of one of us
Be my google.
I dont want 182638473537293 results, just the right one. Or at least a funny one. Origin? Movie? Meme? Song? Commercial? Novel?
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04-01-2013, 09:54 PM
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wut
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04-01-2013, 10:53 PM
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04-01-2013, 10:58 PM
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Sharp Nine was born in a gutter to hypoallergenic scully rats
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HE / HIM / FRAC
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Split came to be when a can of grape soda was dumped onto a beta test of banjo-kazooie
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04-02-2013, 12:10 AM
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Sharp cures his glasses in a solution of blue Tropicana Twister and Static Guard before bed
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04-02-2013, 12:14 AM
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one of the top site <3 :)
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04-02-2013, 12:15 AM
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HE / HIM / FRAC
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Split's signature dish contains a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese, a bottle of Nikolai vodka, 3 1/3 eggs and his cousin's tears
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04-02-2013, 12:21 AM
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ITT split has a back n forth roast session with himself
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04-02-2013, 12:22 AM
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Lets get it!
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04-02-2013, 12:25 AM
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Figurative exploded out of a nonfunctioning well on the 385th anniversary of all 12 tribes of Zamunda unifying
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Every time a baby falls head-first onto linoleum, a fortune teller wakes up screaming with Sharp Nine's face seared into their memory
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04-02-2013, 12:27 AM
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when Figurative switches his side and arm masturbating arrangement he calls it "playing devil's advocate"
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fucking gone lmao
96% of all slalom-related accidents can be traced back to Split
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04-02-2013, 12:30 AM
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04-02-2013, 12:32 AM
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the average social interaction with Sharp Nine lasts seven seconds (indoors) and is known to cause birth defects in the state of California
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Everyone on Split's speed dial has some sort of background in astrology
NAQ is a pair of Marvin Gaye's socks gone rouge
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Figurative considers himself a survivalist after successfully eating soup with a knife
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Split's ATM is a broken playstation 1 that is lacking with interest rates but makes up for it with customer service
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