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Old 08-28-2014, 04:08 AM   #1
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Default Why's everybody saying Faggit, Fagg*t, and Fag?

New whack attack from the ones who Slack
Bob Dobbs pooping on your race track.
The face of SubGenius, you have no track of,
and you actin like looping space is a jack of
what we collectively perceive as
a relatively tangible talk of smack.

I suck the titties, and the fat.
If i plant an internet bomb, your site goes splat.
You say I'm gay;
you wish I went your way.
You ain't got the time of day
to call me faggit,
right when you splash and sit,
on your homies thrustin ferret.
Clash -- of time and day…
way out of it,
frownin upon the gay;
especially when your fun stick
has got brown on it.
Call me fag, and I'll stomp on it,
and take it as a compliment.

What are we comin to,
when our best insult
from me to you
is faggit… foo?

To try to brag on
whats been staggerin around,
actin like its black
is profound.
I'll jack your words,
that you haven't even heard…
just for fun;
and you'll be stunned, son.

Yes, I say the same words:
over and over,
till you implode
cuz your ears are like stoves
that will explode,
when I roll over
like a land rover…
exclaimin what has been heard:
over and over…
and claimin it as my own word.

I'm not tryna make a name,
nor gain no fame.
its all the same,
when you got the right dame.

Yes, I'm gay.
Call me faggit.
You wanna smack it,
if you say a word.
Can't somebody come up with a different insult?
To be honest, its not a blatant insult.
As a result of your ignorance of bliss,
you are truly just a 'hit and miss'
transition of what is missin
in the mission to be within
the Sun and God…
you're a fuckin fraud,
if you spit faggit as if its bad
while you're in transit
of bein with your Dad.

You may stand your ground,
but I'm from all around.
And, I've profoundly found
that clowning you is to be
astoundingly funny.
But, I pun less, you see;
because I'm fine with being me,
and watching you try and bring reality
to a TV show
that is watching you flow…
and cracking up, laughin,
while crackin jokes
about how you sucked dick for blow.

I'm on this uncorked forum,
and yeah… I'm a dork, uhm…
But, can you see
the true colors stored
in a fork of an aquarium
that hides all the dumb
ass sides of me?

I explored what I can't see.
Are you 'you' or are you 'me'?
Don't compliment me.
Battle what I may 'be',
meaning: explain with extreme freedom;
the pain stored for
the accommodations for
all of the accomplishments
and resentments that
we claim to collectively perceive.

Love accomplishes all,
above all things.
Every being
that we are collectively seeing
is a collaboration
of our minds.
Mind you,
abominations are also
a part of what selectively
frees our beings,
as individuals
and as a whole.

You ain't no troll.
So stop sayin faggit,
and man up to it.
If you're gay, and on a roll:
no one holds it
against you;
and if they do…
they'll fit nicely under my shoe.
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Old 08-28-2014, 01:52 PM   #2
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Your formats awful, aint no one gonna read that here.
Make your shit more concise, read other drops see how others do it.
I'm not saying to conform, I'm just saying that that style wont get feed here.
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Old 08-28-2014, 02:13 PM   #3
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Fuck him, write how you want too.

I liked the angle you came at it, your rhymes weren't too complex but they didn't need to be blah blah it was cool man.
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Old 08-28-2014, 03:42 PM   #4
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land rovers dont roll over? idk bb did not enjoy.
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Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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Old 08-28-2014, 03:45 PM   #5
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land rovers dont roll over? idk bb did not enjoy.
thats kinda the whole point of that line. Thanks.

I don't care if you did not enjoy.

I may work on the way I put things together, but for now: it is what it is.


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Your formats awful, aint no one gonna read that here.
Make your shit more concise, read other drops see how others do it.
I'm not saying to conform, I'm just saying that that style wont get feed here.
I will read others' stuff and thank you for the advice. I mostly prefer to be ignorant and original, however.




Anyhow -- to the point, why does most of the insults I see consist of the word faggot? Y'all homophobes? Don't you know its cool to be gay, nowadays?
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Old 08-28-2014, 03:53 PM   #6
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yeah nigga i dont care if you ass either. msg was borderline redundant, you said what u had to say in the first stanza, not even, the title. and you did very little to express anything in the following like 5 mini graphs. little imagery, aside from the remedial shoe squash, and it seemed lackluster.
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Old 08-28-2014, 04:03 PM   #7
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yeah nigga i dont care if you ass either. msg was borderline redundant, you said what u had to say in the first stanza, not even, the title. and you did very little to express anything in the following like 5 mini graphs. little imagery, aside from the remedial shoe squash, and it seemed lackluster.
Nice response -- well appreciated. I'm still surprised you didn't resort to calling me gay. In a way: I wanna be with you, bro. I'll let you suck my dick, but don't bring up a brotha's hoe.
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Old 08-28-2014, 04:28 PM   #8
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I call everyone faggot and I am the most outspoken supporter of gay rights on this forum.

It doesn't mean you're gay, it means you're a faggot.
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I call everyone faggot and I am the most outspoken supporter of gay rights on this forum.

It doesn't mean you're gay, it means you're a faggot.
nice. I dig. Offensive is meant to be funny, thats why I admin a facebook page called FUCKING OFF.

Its seriously too bad that evil big baby can't put a full sentence together without using run-ons/etc. I suppose I am almost as bad, I have to use google to look up words that real MC's and poets drop.
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im gonna friend ur wife on fb and jack off to her cleavage
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im gonna friend ur wife on fb and jack off to her cleavage
That is sad.
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hey i just popped one on facebook, dont mind this baby character. his dick has benjamin button syndrome
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