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that nigga
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,739
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Lookin like a Dr. Who Cosplayer who got on Match.com under the "Nerds Seeking Handjobs" section.
Lookin like the defense attorney for Mythbusters Looks like the DNA splicing of Leisure Suit Larry and Tourette's Guy his outfit is from Target's STEAMPUNK VIRGIN collection by ThinkGeek Jacket is from K Mart's MOM'S COUCH collection by Lifetime He spends his spare time handcrafting dioramas for Gi Joes and practicing cumming in condoms. has "Stamp Collector" on his resume looking like an overzealous coffee barista at Books-a-Million looking like Toxic Avenger's first day at Law School Lab assistant to Dr. Emmet Brown collects spores and fungus Every week is Shark Week collects movie props from the TV series: Firefly has a cardboard box in his closet full of shit-stained underwear drives a Toyota Prius with a Yoda bobblehead on the dash does stuntwork for alien buttplugs on Yo Gabba Gabba |
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HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
Posts: 16,160
Battle Record: 3-5
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briefcase full of elf semen, fap to teletubbies friends, fapped to his wife twice, pour cologne into ur butthole, why is muff still here tho |
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