50 challenges Floyd to read Harry potter

[big baby]

you guys forget witty actually knows 50 cent and not even that fitty confides in witty and tells him everytime someone has said this unoriginal quip. witty has recorded conversations in his therapist chair where fitty weeps and has a tally mark on the wall to remind him how many times this has been said to fitty cent and after abotu the 50th time fitty started becoming stronger and it didnt hurt him anymore. fitty became powerful beyond measure. fitty developed a new defence. and unlocked rock skin via pokemon red gameboy. during his skirmish in new york with hoodlums, he was shot 9 times. the bullets barely penetrated fitty. the thugs looked in utter disgust and overwhelming nervousness. fitty got up and eat the bullets they shot at him, and shot them back out at them



after recording the incident with witty, fitty noticed the akin relationship between the similarity of their names and requested they become partners for life. fitty+witty

witty knew that knowledge of fitty's new superpower would put him at risk for governement investigation. after the 75th time that fitty heard this insult he unlocked a new superpower, he could make millions without being good at absolutely anything except being a bad father. he was cursed and gifted. soon fitty got a wad of money back from vitamin water. after the 100th time he was granted more superpowers and was completely invulernable to any projectile. witty and fitty became exceptionally close when he asked fitty to be a literal human shield for him i the war zones of ireland. witty has gained critical acclaim in his home land of leprachauns. to this day they remain friends.