Am I a bad person for cheating?

Doug Funny · 08-22-2014, 01:34 PM

My girlfriend turns me off at times in the bedroom. She complains about being tired, and she does not want to suck my dick like talking bout it. So I've decided to cheat. Not with one girl either bc while that would be great I'm sure it would get me caught up on the long run, seeing as how all females want relationships. I have not cheated yet, mainly bc I'm on the fence about it. She is a great girl, does a lot for me and genuinely cares about me, but she does not do enough in the bedroom. She's funny, smart and I feel like I can trust her. Idk if I want to be the dude that broke it off bc he didn't get head, or the dude who cheated cuz he didn't get head. We've been together since April, what do u suggest?

Hush · 08-22-2014, 01:36 PM

No but ur a shit poster

Witty · 08-22-2014, 01:36 PM

Yes, you are.

And also a coward.

Drunken Master · 08-22-2014, 01:40 PM

Since April? If you're older than 14 you should reach up and smack yourself. Just cut ties.

If you're going to fuck another girl, or you're even thinking about fucking another girl then you obviously don't respect your chick. And if you don't respect her you shouldn't waste her time by being with her.

Maybe your dick smells like stale cheetos dipped in year-old sour cream topped with stomach bile so she doesn't want her face near it?

1) You're a twat for asking a rap forum for dating advice
2) You're a twat for thinking other people give a shit about your 2 day old relationshit
3) You're a twat for thinking that you can somehow justify cheating
D) You're a twat for needing permission to be a piece of shit
V) You're a twat

StarFaggot · 08-22-2014, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Yes, you are.

And also a coward.

You're judgmental and overall a bad person. Quit acting like you do no wrong.

@Doug Funny you should probably just leave your girl if you're going to cheat. Or, you can get your girl to understand that sometimes you will step out on her and if she accepts then that's your new situation.

Doug Funny · 08-22-2014, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Yes, you are.

And also a coward.

But what do you think I'm a coward for exactly? For cheating? I mean I am not exactly scared to tell her, lol, I just would like to have her around if that makes sense? She cooks, cleans, and makes me warm inside, I really like her.

Doug Funny · 08-22-2014, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

You're judgmental and overall a bad person. Quit acting like you do no wrong.

@Doug Funny you should probably just leave your girl if you're going to cheat. Or, you can get your girl to understand that sometimes you will step out on her and if she accepts then that's your new situation.

If I suggest that wouldn't that give her the green light to cheat lol? I would like to not be cheated on. This may be my only option though, if she isn't cool with this we'll have to break it off. A very sad day indeed.

Greed · 08-22-2014, 01:48 PM

You decided to cheat, not with just one girl, many of them, but haven't started yet.

But my g, you cant even talk your current girl into giving u head. how u gonna pull that off.

StarFaggot · 08-22-2014, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug Funny

If I suggest that wouldn't that give her the green light to cheat lol? I would like to not be cheated on.

Of course she doesn't get the green light.

Certain · 08-22-2014, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug Funny

I would like to not be cheated on.

How do you think she feels?

Witty · 08-22-2014, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug Funny

But what do you think I'm a coward for exactly? For cheating? I mean I am not exactly scared to tell her, lol, I just would like to have her around if that makes sense? She cooks, cleans, and makes me warm inside, I really like her.

Break up with her, or speak to her about it and resolve the situation...going behind someone's back like that makes you a coward.

Witty · 08-22-2014, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

You're judgmental and overall a bad person. Quit acting like you do no wrong.

@Doug Funny you should probably just leave your girl if you're going to cheat. Or, you can get your girl to understand that sometimes you will step out on her and if she accepts then that's your new situation.

I don't act like I do nothing wrong, I have done plenty of wrong things.

But I am not a coward and I don't do things behind peoples backs, because that is cowardice...if you feel a certain way, have the balls to say it to the person's face.

StarFaggot · 08-22-2014, 01:50 PM

Btw they stopped making women who don't give head in 1988 so if she's not doing that then it's your right to get serviced elsewhere.

Doug Funny · 08-22-2014, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Greed

You decided to cheat, not with just one girl, many of them, but haven't started yet.

But my g, you cant even talk your current girl into giving u head. how u gonna pull that off.

I got a girl coming over when I get off work that's going to make my penis touch her tonsils. I have never had a problem getting head before, this is like one of the weirdest situations I've ever been in lol, I have never had a problem like this. I really have to break up with a girl cuz she won't suck my dick?

Doug Funny · 08-22-2014, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

How do you think she feels?

I'm gonna make sure she doesn't find out.

StarFaggot · 08-22-2014, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

I don't act like I do nothing wrong, I have done plenty of wrong things.

But I am not a coward and I don't do things behind peoples backs, because that is cowardice...if you feel a certain way, have the balls to say it to the person's face.

Doing wrong things makes you a coward bc you don't have the integrity to do right.

Greed · 08-22-2014, 01:54 PM

Unless your asking in some sort of creepy way I cant imagine a sexually active girl who aint bout that life. Thats they shit.

You must got a good job or something cause the game sounds lackluster.

Witty · 08-22-2014, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

Doing wrong things makes you a coward.

Like claiming to be black when you're Asian?

Cheating on someone is cowardly, you're doing it because you are too afraid to face the situation, man up and grow some balls.

Drunken Master · 08-22-2014, 01:54 PM

I'm going to fuck your girl Doug Funny.

Bet she gives brain like Krang from TMNT too

Doug Funny · 08-22-2014, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

Btw they stopped making women who don't give head in 1988 so if she's not doing that then it's your right to get serviced elsewhere.

This is my point, this bitch be bs in bed and ain't that she just don't give head it's like other shit, like she tryna play games. I almost wanna get caught just so I can scream "bitch what did you think??"

08-22-2014, 01:34 PM	#1
Doug Funny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 159 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 3922020	Am I a bad person for cheating? My girlfriend turns me off at times in the bedroom. She complains about being tired, and she does not want to suck my dick like talking bout it. So I've decided to cheat. Not with one girl either bc while that would be great I'm sure it would get me caught up on the long run, seeing as how all females want relationships. I have not cheated yet, mainly bc I'm on the fence about it. She is a great girl, does a lot for me and genuinely cares about me, but she does not do enough in the bedroom. She's funny, smart and I feel like I can trust her. Idk if I want to be the dude that broke it off bc he didn't get head, or the dude who cheated cuz he didn't get head. We've been together since April, what do u suggest?

08-22-2014, 01:36 PM	#2
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	No but ur a shit poster __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Yes, you are. And also a coward. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

08-22-2014, 01:50 PM	#13
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,110 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Btw they stopped making women who don't give head in 1988 so if she's not doing that then it's your right to get serviced elsewhere. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

08-22-2014, 01:40 PM	#4
Drunken Master - Hiccup - Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 77 Rep Power: 1947040	Since April? If you're older than 14 you should reach up and smack yourself. Just cut ties. If you're going to fuck another girl, or you're even thinking about fucking another girl then you obviously don't respect your chick. And if you don't respect her you shouldn't waste her time by being with her. Maybe your dick smells like stale cheetos dipped in year-old sour cream topped with stomach bile so she doesn't want her face near it? 1) You're a twat for asking a rap forum for dating advice 2) You're a twat for thinking other people give a shit about your 2 day old relationshit 3) You're a twat for thinking that you can somehow justify cheating D) You're a twat for needing permission to be a piece of shit V) You're a twat

08-22-2014, 01:48 PM	#8
Greed Raw Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,727 Battle Record: 21-40 Rep Power: 29975684	You decided to cheat, not with just one girl, many of them, but haven't started yet. But my g, you cant even talk your current girl into giving u head. how u gonna pull that off.

08-22-2014, 01:54 PM	#17
Greed Raw Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,727 Battle Record: 21-40 Rep Power: 29975684	Unless your asking in some sort of creepy way I cant imagine a sexually active girl who aint bout that life. Thats they shit. You must got a good job or something cause the game sounds lackluster.