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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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tbh i fought many midget since bb same hiehgt but tbh i thinky uo could obliterate a few of hundred
they'd get smart and realzie what you're doing and the midgets that arent getting pummeled would start to formulate a tactic to override your onslaught of midgetslaughter they'd stand on each others shoulders and keep going till they're like 300 feet tall and confront you then youd look up to the midget tower of death and concede defeat but not until you tackle the bottom midget and they all come toppling down and they drop on you ut you'd use the tackled midget as a protector for all the battering ram foreheads coming down at you, you oculd take the lead midge tand swing him around and around until they hit other midgets, and since he's lighter and they're slow/small they couldnt catch you while you do one full revolution, so you're just swapping at them constantly, but you'd get dizzy. this is when they attack. |
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almost shit myself in gym, darth maul mauled by bi wolf, darth maul redthing, w. cambell's bear quest |
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