THE VERITAS CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THREAD

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

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you begin walking....feeling like you are a new person. a dingy bathroom catches your eye, you look into the mirror...all of a sudden, you see a vision:


drapes...with apples on them, blood, skeet, alone, books, lots of books, war, death, childhood, dad (rip), you are shocked. you know that somehow you have literally seen all past and future and all possible realities yet your mind is blown. You know realize that your revenge must be enacted and that you grow bored with the old ways of thought. you continue on.

you come upon a room filled with odd things, papers, and a wispy haired old man in a labcoat.

"he is no longer here" he said "you are too late".

do you

A: kill the man
B: talk to the man

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you begin walking....feeling like you are a new person. a dingy bathroom catches your eye, you look into the mirror...all of a sudden, you see a vision:


drapes...with apples on them, blood, skeet, alone, books, lots of books, war, death, childhood, dad (rip), you are shocked. you know that somehow you have literally seen all past and future and all possible realities yet your mind is blown. You know realize that your revenge must be enacted and that you grow bored with the old ways of thought. you continue on.

you come upon a room filled with odd things, papers, and a wispy haired old man in a labcoat.

"he is no longer here" he said "you are too late".

do you

A: kill the man
B: talk to the man

Kill him? Lol jesus. For why?

No

Talk to him....hopefully he can tell me where dan is cowering.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

Kill him? Lol jesus. For why?

No

Talk to him....hopefully he can tell me where dan is cowering.

he travelled to the past

wat?

yes...and you must also.

how?

feel him

how???

FEEL HIM YOU CRETIN!@

I cant....

YES YOU CAN.

help me

I CANT AND I WONT

why wont you old man

BECAUSE YOU ARE OF PURE EVIL YOU ARE WRONG I CAN SMELL THEIR STINK EMINATING FROM YOUR BACKSIDE AND I SEE THEIR MARKINGS ON YOUR PANTS! YOU ARE NOT READY AND YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT HIM. THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL

you mind knife his stomach and his guts pour forth from the floor. you reach down and take a length of his intestines and wear them as a necklace. "MR. IN-T-STINS MUTHAFUCKER!" you laughed in that shrill colavito tone. the tone that dries vaginas. you all of a sudden feel dancake...he is in the past....all you have to do is think......then your mind is flooded with options.

do you

A: travel to the past
B: travel to the future

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

he travelled to the past

wat?

yes...and you must also.

how?

feel him

how???

FEEL HIM YOU CRETIN!@

I cant....

YES YOU CAN.

help me

I CANT AND I WONT

why wont you old man

BECAUSE YOU ARE OF PURE EVIL YOU ARE WRONG I CAN SMELL THEIR STINK EMINATING FROM YOUR BACKSIDE AND I SEE THEIR MARKINGS ON YOUR PANTS! YOU ARE NOT READY AND YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT HIM. THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL

you mind knife his stomach and his guts pour forth from the floor. you reach down and take a length of his intestines and wear them as a necklace. "MR. IN-T-STINS MUTHAFUCKER!" you laughed in that shrill colavito tone. the tone that dries vaginas. you all of a sudden feel dancake...he is in the past....all you have to do is think......then your mind is flooded with options.

do you

A: travel to the past
B: travel to the future

Well...that took a dark turn.

Nevertheless...dan must pay. Past.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

Well...that took a dark turn.

Nevertheless...dan must pay. Past.

*poof* you obsvere a vast barren landscape. You see Dancake atop a mountain in the distance with your super vision. You contemplate heading in his direction, when suddenly your pocket vibrates, it is your cell phone, it is a call from "6019173913"

do you:

A: answer it
B: ignore it and pursue dancake

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

*poof* you obsvere a vast barren landscape. You see Dancake atop a mountain in the distance with your super vision. You contemplate heading in his direction, when suddenly your pocket vibrates, it is your cell phone, it is a call from "6019173913"

do you:

A: answer it
B: ignore it and pursue dancake

Well. ....that phone call oppurtunity has been availabke now for 3 yrs or so.....id imagine that window will still be availabke when im ready

Pursue dan

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Bags

Well. ....that phone call oppurtunity has been availabke now for 3 yrs or so.....id imagine that window will still be availabke when im ready

Pursue dan

you toss the phone, pshhh foolish garbage you think. Your feet begin to tingle....there is a pressure eminating from them...LIFT OFF! you are flying BAGS! you are really flying! you are scared at first, but quickly get the hang of it, and you move quickly to the mountain where dancake stands atop. You come up from behind and see him looking at a picture. You decide now is time to say something witty to make him pay for saying that your sister has been palmed by more blacks than spalding.

do you scream out:

A: ""THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYING!!!!
B: "DANCAKE YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME! ALTHOUGH MY BONER WAS FROM AROUSAL THIS CURRENT ONE IS FROM PURE 100 PERCENT HATRED FILLED REVENGE!!!!"

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you look into the mirror...all of a sudden, you see a vision:


drapes...with apples on them,

fucking dead! post of the thread omg

I literally lold