THE VERITAS CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THREAD

[Objective]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

A: tell her "go back to bed sweetie, its just a bad dream".
B: check the closet first to assure her there is no monster

B, got to show that the proof of no monsters.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

we both know this alternate universe sharp nine has nothing but bad things waiting for him outside that door

slit it

You find yourself in a huge library. There is a man standing over you. he has a sword that appears to be perpetually burning yet never consumed. He looks down upon you and speaks: "IS YOUR NAME IN THE BOOK"? you look, it is not. you realize you still have the pen though! do you:

A: attempt to write your name
B: tell him no

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

bags rushes you and catches you by surprise, you lose your footing. you both roll around on the ground and suddenly you feel a poke. he is erect. you suddently notice that you are erect too. He whispers to you "I am so lonely". you resond by saying: "they say we only use 10 percent of our brain, but i think we only use 10 percent of our heart". do you:

A: embrace him in passion
B: use this moment to strike

Oh dear

B, obv

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Objective

B, got to show that the proof of no monsters.

You move to the closet and open it. Your daughter is slunched down in the corner with her knees to her chest. She whispers: "Daddy...there is a monster in my bed". Do you:

A: turn and face the bed
B: stay affixed to the closet

[Meth]

Holy lolz

I'm down

[veritas]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

Oh dear

B, obv

YOU haymaker his face repeatedly and repeatedly with such power and strength that you are amazed tbh. You stand above his beaten corpse. The other guards aim there weapons at you. do you:

A: rush them
B: try to stop the bullets

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

You find yourself in a huge library. There is a man standing over you. he has a sword that appears to be perpetually burning yet never consumed. He looks down upon you and speaks: "IS YOUR NAME IN THE BOOK"? you look, it is not. you realize you still have the pen though! do you:

A: attempt to write your name
B: tell him no

holy fuck im in cakes story

I may have obliterated a kid but I'm no liar

B

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Meth

Holy lolz

I'm down

7th grade was a bitch, judging by the weather of your first day of 8th grade things will get no better. You are standing outside waiting for the bus and it is late and now the rain begins to pour down upon you. do you:

A: wait for the bus
B: begin heading to school

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

YOU haymaker his face repeatedly and repeatedly with such power and strength that you are amazed tbh. You stand above his beaten corpse. The other guards aim there weapons at you. do you:

A: rush them
B: try to stop the bullets

I'm on dat dere red plant steroid I can smell sounds.

B

[Meth]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

7th grade was a bitch, judging by the weather of your first day of 8th grade things will get no better. You are standing outside waiting for the bus and it is late and now the rain begins to pour down upon you. do you:

A: wait for the bus
B: begin heading to school

I'm a go getter V

B

[Objective]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

You move to the closet and open it. Your daughter is slunched down in the corner with her knees to her chest. She whispers: "Daddy...there is a monster in my bed". Do you:

A: turn and face the bed
B: stay affixed to the closet

A. Got to see what she's yelling about and assure her there's nothing anywhere.

[Diode]

in which veritas writes fan fiction about all of you and you encourage it.

in which it is all one big circular allegory to convince you to accept jesus christ as your lord and savior.

in which i am very disappointed in certain for not shutting this down.

[Swerve]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Carmicheal says: "thanks for holding it for me kid, you know the chief and how he sweats me about the drink". he kills it off like a veteran drinker. Yall walk to the car. Carmicheal gets in and starts it. the boys get in the back leaving you to shotgun.

do you:

A: get in
B: tell carmicheal that you will drive

B. How about you let the rook take the wheel, chief?

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Diode

in which veritas writes fan fiction about all of you and you encourage it.

in which it is all one big circular allegory to convince you to accept jesus christ as your lord and savior.

in which i am very disappointed in certain for not shutting this down.

Or we all realize most of that but still find it entertaining and realize its harmless and not worth complaining about

[Certain]

I have a theory that El Pancake has made it to the kingdom of heaven, which for him is being manifested as Bags erections, while Sharp Nine remains in purgatory, which is the room with the book of names.

I'm v. interested in finding out if I am correct.

[Ghost1]

Pancake. ......U struck me?!?!?!?!

Story over. U have forsaken all that is right.


Sharp nine story my fav tbc.

Also swerve story seems boring....u should kill him....sumthin about his spine an or lotion or canada

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

holy fuck im in cakes story

I may have obliterated a kid but I'm no liar

B

The flaming sword chops your head off with speed unheard of. You are dead.

The next moment you are shocked as it appears that all you can see is a penis. it is pounding your face. You are stupified. you are frozen. you feel something cut into your throat. you fall back. the last thing you see is an old man touching himself. blackness....nothingness.....

THE END.

[PancakeBrah]

Lmao sharp dun goofed

[Objective]

Hahahah, you fucked up bad Sharp. Damn.

[Sharp]

wow lmao

are there do-overs to see where you were going with that or do I just have to live with suddenly being decapitated and throatfucked?