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Old 08-19-2014, 04:03 PM   #1
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The old man smiles as you tell him you are ready. the limo travels for some time and then stops. The old man throws you a roll of quarters and a sock. "put the quarters into the sock" he says. you do. the old man grins showing rotting teeth, and speaks again: "I want you to get out and beat the first person you see. It must be the first person you see". you agree. you get out and see a park playground. you begin walking up and see a sweet 4 year old blonde haired girl laughing bouncing around the play place, you then see what appears to be a man (perhaps her father) watching her while reading the paper on a nearby bench. Do you:

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B: choose the man
Jesus this is getting fucked haha

The first person right?

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Old 08-19-2014, 04:10 PM   #2
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Jesus this is getting fucked haha

The first person right?

A

You walk up to the girl and she looks up at you, as you are blocking up the sun and casting a long shadow over her innocent face. She pipes up: "you wanna play?" You immediately smash her in the skull with the sling. You hear it savagely crack, quarters against bone, exposing flying chunks of grey matter, she is dead instantly. you know it......

the dad has speared you and is now on top of you savagely beating you. you are beginning to black out. Your eyes are filling with blood and time is beginning to slow down. His body is blocking out the sun casting a shadow onto you. All of a sudden he falls back. The old man is standing behind him holding a bloody knife. The old man looks down at you and smiles. "I knew you were the one, now then..."

the old man begins to cut onto the dead father, eventually removing his heart. He hands it to you. "eat up" he says.

do you:

A: fuck that, no way
B: take a big bite
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The cerebral assassin, the molder of minds, the Omni potent being. Time transcending traveler, wisdom incarnate. Veritas needs no intro but I guess I have to. He’s not know in the battling world but who doesn’t know veritas? The guy us always original and if you pay attention to his bars, dude brings the heat.. The gawd.
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Old 08-19-2014, 04:20 PM   #3
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I know I'm late for this and there's a lot of people in it already, but if I can join in slap me some shit V. Shit's dope.
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Old 08-19-2014, 04:27 PM   #4
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I know I'm late for this and there's a lot of people in it already, but if I can join in slap me some shit V. Shit's dope.
you haven't slept good in weeks, but tonight is different. You finally crashed. You find yourself in a deep sleep only to be awoken by the sound of your daughter screaming. You jump up and run to her room. She says: "daddy! there is a monster in my closet!"

do you

A: tell her "go back to bed sweetie, its just a bad dream".
B: check the closet first to assure her there is no monster
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The cerebral assassin, the molder of minds, the Omni potent being. Time transcending traveler, wisdom incarnate. Veritas needs no intro but I guess I have to. He’s not know in the battling world but who doesn’t know veritas? The guy us always original and if you pay attention to his bars, dude brings the heat.. The gawd.
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Old 08-19-2014, 05:22 PM   #5
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A: tell her "go back to bed sweetie, its just a bad dream".
B: check the closet first to assure her there is no monster
B, got to show that the proof of no monsters.
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B, got to show that the proof of no monsters.
You move to the closet and open it. Your daughter is slunched down in the corner with her knees to her chest. She whispers: "Daddy...there is a monster in my bed". Do you:

A: turn and face the bed
B: stay affixed to the closet
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The cerebral assassin, the molder of minds, the Omni potent being. Time transcending traveler, wisdom incarnate. Veritas needs no intro but I guess I have to. He’s not know in the battling world but who doesn’t know veritas? The guy us always original and if you pay attention to his bars, dude brings the heat.. The gawd.
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Old 08-19-2014, 05:34 PM   #7
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You move to the closet and open it. Your daughter is slunched down in the corner with her knees to her chest. She whispers: "Daddy...there is a monster in my bed". Do you:

A: turn and face the bed
B: stay affixed to the closet
A. Got to see what she's yelling about and assure her there's nothing anywhere.
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Old 08-19-2014, 04:35 PM   #8
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You walk up to the girl and she looks up at you, as you are blocking up the sun and casting a long shadow over her innocent face. She pipes up: "you wanna play?" You immediately smash her in the skull with the sling. You hear it savagely crack, quarters against bone, exposing flying chunks of grey matter, she is dead instantly. you know it......

the dad has speared you and is now on top of you savagely beating you. you are beginning to black out. Your eyes are filling with blood and time is beginning to slow down. His body is blocking out the sun casting a shadow onto you. All of a sudden he falls back. The old man is standing behind him holding a bloody knife. The old man looks down at you and smiles. "I knew you were the one, now then..."

the old man begins to cut onto the dead father, eventually removing his heart. He hands it to you. "eat up" he says.

do you:

A: fuck that, no way
B: take a big bite
God damn

I'M IN TOO DEEP

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Old 08-19-2014, 04:47 PM   #9
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God damn

I'M IN TOO DEEP

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The old man speaks up: "You are ready to meet the boss. I need you to drive I will give you directions, you might as well get used to it anyways". You drive following the old man's directions and eventually end up in a large circular driveway in front of a giant mansion on a hill. You put the limo in park and get out. The old man is now standing in front of a giant fountain which prominently features 4 horses. He holds his hands out, in one hand is a key, the other, an ink pen. "Choose".

A: the ink pen
B: the key
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The cerebral assassin, the molder of minds, the Omni potent being. Time transcending traveler, wisdom incarnate. Veritas needs no intro but I guess I have to. He’s not know in the battling world but who doesn’t know veritas? The guy us always original and if you pay attention to his bars, dude brings the heat.. The gawd.
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Old 08-19-2014, 04:49 PM   #10
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The old man speaks up: "You are ready to meet the boss. I need you to drive I will give you directions, you might as well get used to it anyways". You drive following the old man's directions and eventually end up in a large circular driveway in front of a giant mansion on a hill. You put the limo in park and get out. The old man is now standing in front of a giant fountain which prominently features 4 horses. He holds his hands out, in one hand is a key, the other, an ink pen. "Choose".

A: the ink pen
B: the key
You used the word fountain

Gimme the pen

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Old 08-19-2014, 04:58 PM   #11
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You used the word fountain

Gimme the pen

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you take the pen. It is magnificent. you are led into the house. it is amazing. grand beyond belief. your eye cannot fathom such splendor. the old man escorts you down several flights of twisting stairs to a lower level and smiles. he shows you 2 doors, he states: "the key I offerred you earlier opens both. the door on the right is your family who are currently being raped and tortured, and they will surely perish....eventually (laughs), the door on the left is the boss". do you tell him to

A: open the family door
B: open the boss door
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The cerebral assassin, the molder of minds, the Omni potent being. Time transcending traveler, wisdom incarnate. Veritas needs no intro but I guess I have to. He’s not know in the battling world but who doesn’t know veritas? The guy us always original and if you pay attention to his bars, dude brings the heat.. The gawd.
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Old 08-19-2014, 05:06 PM   #12
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you take the pen. It is magnificent. you are led into the house. it is amazing. grand beyond belief. your eye cannot fathom such splendor. the old man escorts you down several flights of twisting stairs to a lower level and smiles. he shows you 2 doors, he states: "the key I offerred you earlier opens both. the door on the right is your family who are currently being raped and tortured, and they will surely perish....eventually (laughs), the door on the left is the boss". do you tell him to

A: open the family door
B: open the boss door
If you're just doing this to see what I'll accept in a story I decided to go all in from the moment I left the bar

B

have fun with my hypothetical family
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