I paralyzed a coworker today - Page 3

uh-oh · 08-05-2014, 07:40 PM

YO THATS CRAZY YO

i BURNED MY EYEBALL TODAY THO

i was burning off the double sided tape, left on a door panel after removing an emblem, with this eraser wheel thing. basically a rubber disc that spins a million rotations a second or some shit. but yea a piece of MOLTEN RUBBER hit me right in the eyeball. usually my reflexes are impeccable and i catch it on the LIDS but it caught me slippin

hurt for a little bit. now its red.

nutrients from the grape drink im sipping on is already sending white blood cells to fix the problem. i think thats how science works

im high and trying not to think about how bad i would be bugging out if i CRUSHED A GUY WITH A LITERAL TON OF BAGGED POTATOS

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 07:41 PM

I called him when I got off of work. He doesn't remember anything that happened. He's not paralyzed (forklift rep restored). He asked me to bring him some Loritabs I had discussed selling him. Blacks lol

Hush · 08-05-2014, 07:48 PM

Yeah but your selling prescription meds so your a scumbag too

Lol hypocrites

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 07:53 PM

What should I do with them? Let them sit in the cabinet behind my bathroom mirror until they're too old to relieve pain? Sounds wasteful. What about selling relief makes me a bag of scum? Judgmental prick -_-

veritas · 08-05-2014, 08:10 PM

I want to walk into the sun.

08-05-2014, 07:40 PM	#41
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	YO THATS CRAZY YO i BURNED MY EYEBALL TODAY THO i was burning off the double sided tape, left on a door panel after removing an emblem, with this eraser wheel thing. basically a rubber disc that spins a million rotations a second or some shit. but yea a piece of MOLTEN RUBBER hit me right in the eyeball. usually my reflexes are impeccable and i catch it on the LIDS but it caught me slippin hurt for a little bit. now its red. nutrients from the grape drink im sipping on is already sending white blood cells to fix the problem. i think thats how science works im high and trying not to think about how bad i would be bugging out if i CRUSHED A GUY WITH A LITERAL TON OF BAGGED POTATOS __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

08-05-2014, 07:48 PM	#43
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Yeah but your selling prescription meds so your a scumbag too Lol hypocrites __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

08-05-2014, 07:41 PM	#42
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	I called him when I got off of work. He doesn't remember anything that happened. He's not paralyzed (forklift rep restored). He asked me to bring him some Loritabs I had discussed selling him. Blacks lol

08-05-2014, 07:53 PM	#44
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	What should I do with them? Let them sit in the cabinet behind my bathroom mirror until they're too old to relieve pain? Sounds wasteful. What about selling relief makes me a bag of scum? Judgmental prick -_-