I paralyzed a coworker today

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 02:37 PM

Pallet of 50 40lbs bags fell on him. I dug him out and held his head til the ambulance arrived. He wasn't very lucid. Body was shaking like a fish out of water. He didn't know what happened. Was bleeding from his ears. I almost cried once the damage control was handled. Interesting day. Taking lunch at nearby Mexican spot. Got chicken quesadillas. Gonna go see him at the hospital after work. Gonna have to talk to his wife.

big baby · 08-05-2014, 02:39 PM

lmao pics

Wise Wiggles · 08-05-2014, 02:41 PM

You need to suck him.

Fig · 08-05-2014, 02:43 PM

why do you have to specify that the spot is mexican

you some kind of asshole

PancakeBrah · 08-05-2014, 02:44 PM

You're bad at driving a forklift.

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by El Pancake

You're bad at driving a forklift.

My forklift skills are respectable. This kid knew the stakes when he tried holding the 2,000lbs pallet up, and should have had better survival instincts (dive out the way), instead of thinking he could hold the pallet up when it started to lean.

big baby · 08-05-2014, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

My forklift skills are respectable. This kid knew the stakes when he tried holding the 2,000lbs pallet up, and should have had better survival instincts (dive out the way), instead of thinking he could hold the pallet up when it started to lean.

oh its not your fault then, wtf? was it on a shelve? that shits impossible. three diodes butt naked and pancake+masaii cant even lift that up

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by big baby

oh its not your fault then, wtf? was it on a shelve? that shits impossible. three diodes butt naked and pancake+masaii cant even lift that up

The pallet was double stacked on another pallet due to a lack of space caused by a work related war between two of the managers. The pallet that fell on him was leaned hard and he couldn't get the forks under it, so he called me to come and help him. He had the bright idea of pushing the bags to even out the pallet, when I pulled the forks out (which he had previously stuck there) the weight the forks were holding caused the pallet to tilt. There was time to jump out of the way, when I yelled, 'MOVE! MOVE!' He apparently thought he could hold it up? I don't know, because he's dead (not really... yet).

Witty · 08-05-2014, 02:47 PM

Atleast he isn't in pain.

Hush · 08-05-2014, 02:51 PM

He will get paid to stay home now , he may be appreciative

08-05-2014, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Hush

He will get paid to stay home now , he may be appreciative

R u fucking retarded? Bleeding from ears is a tell tale sign of a fractured skull. Yeah he in hospital right now saying thnx for the broken dome singing praises to Jesus.

Witty · 08-05-2014, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Paradox

R u fucking retarded? Bleeding from ears is a tell tale sign of a fractured skull. Yeah he in hospital right now saying thnx for the broken dome singing praises to Jesus.

I think he was joking tbh.

08-05-2014, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

I think he was joking tbh.

Internet is srs bzns

Zen · 08-05-2014, 02:57 PM

Yeah, what Hush said.

If his wife looks looks good though he's probably going to hate you.

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Zen

Yeah, what Hush said.

If his wife looks looks good though he's probably going to hate you.

He's black.

Witty · 08-05-2014, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

He's black.

You probably prevented multiple crimes tbh.

Window Taco · 08-05-2014, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

You probably prevented multiple crimes tbh.

What do u mean by that?

Witty · 08-05-2014, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Windu Tuako

Not funny.

Yes it was.

I joke tho, I am fond of le blacks.

veritas · 08-05-2014, 03:01 PM

"welcome to Costco....I love you".

Seymour BUTTS · 08-05-2014, 03:11 PM

lmao @ comments, hope the dude is good, if he's paralyzed that's fucked up yo

08-05-2014, 02:37 PM	#1
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	I paralyzed a coworker today Pallet of 50 40lbs bags fell on him. I dug him out and held his head til the ambulance arrived. He wasn't very lucid. Body was shaking like a fish out of water. He didn't know what happened. Was bleeding from his ears. I almost cried once the damage control was handled. Interesting day. Taking lunch at nearby Mexican spot. Got chicken quesadillas. Gonna go see him at the hospital after work. Gonna have to talk to his wife.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Atleast he isn't in pain. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	Yeah, what Hush said. If his wife looks looks good though he's probably going to hate you.

08-05-2014, 03:11 PM	#20
Seymour BUTTS Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 102 Rep Power: 0	lmao @ comments, hope the dude is good, if he's paralyzed that's fucked up yo