this dagel fella is a faggot

namix · 03-26-2013, 11:27 PM

trolling is wrong

edited b/c he knows.

WILLIAMSBURG, W. · 03-27-2013, 12:24 AM

TO CONTINUE. THESE EXHIBITS CAN ONLY BRING DAMNATION FOR YOU, THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY TO ARGUE OTHERWISE SO YOU MUST PLEAD GUILTY. THEREFORE WE CAN FOCUS ON DISMISSING THE HIGHER CHARGE OF TREASON. THE PROSECUTION ALSO HAS STRONG EVIDENCE CONTAINING YOUR TRAITOROUS DEFECTION TO LYRICAL ASS-SALTS.COM. TO REBUTTAL THIS CHARGE, THE ONLY POSSIBLE CHANCE IS USE OF THE RAWN DEFENSE. NAMELY, THE MORE OUTRAGEOUS AND IMPOSSIBLE THE STORY MORE LIKELY IT WILL BECOME TO RAISE SOME DOUBT IN THE MIND OF THE COURT. THUSLY, YOU WERE SCUBA DIVING FOR RARE CLAMSHELLS OFF THE IVORY COAST WHEN YOU WERE KIDNAPPED TO TAKE PART IN A MILITARY COUP. DUE TO YOUR SUPERIOR SKILLS YOU WERE PROMOTED TO GENERAL AT WHICH POINT THE PLAN WAS FOILED BY A SEDUCTIVE FEMALE AGENT PROVOCATEUR PRIOR TO WHICH YOU HAD ENGAGED BOTH SEXUALLY AND INTELLECTUALLY. HELD IN A DEEP VAULT CRYO-PRISON YOU WERE FORCED TO NAVIGATE THE ONLINE WORLD OF TXT WHILE SECRETLY RESEARCHING NANOTECHNOLOGY TO PROVIDE A MEANS OF ESCAPE. NOW WE BELIEVE THIS STORY IS ADEQUATE AS A TEMPLATE, WITH WHICH TO ADD FURTHER DETAILS TOO. HONESTLY, MR. DAGEL YOUR POSITION SEEMS WEAK.

THERE IS NO CHANCE FOR ACQUITTAL BASED ON THE NOW INFAMOUS JOHNNY COCKRAM’S GLOVE DEFENSE AS WAS THE CASE IN LAMABATOR V N.C. PTY LTD (1999). TO REPEAT, ONLY THE RAWN DEFENSE WILL SUFFICE. REST ASSURED. THE LEGAL TEAM IS HARD AT WORK TO CONTACT RAWN THROUGH HIS NEPALESE SKIING SERVICE.

03-26-2013, 11:27 PM	#1
namix been that, done there. Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,259 Battle Record: 2-1 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 85246655	trolling is wrong edited b/c he knows. __________________ well fed.

03-27-2013, 12:24 AM	#2
WILLIAMSBURG, W. Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 16 Rep Power: 320311	TO CONTINUE. THESE EXHIBITS CAN ONLY BRING DAMNATION FOR YOU, THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY TO ARGUE OTHERWISE SO YOU MUST PLEAD GUILTY. THEREFORE WE CAN FOCUS ON DISMISSING THE HIGHER CHARGE OF TREASON. THE PROSECUTION ALSO HAS STRONG EVIDENCE CONTAINING YOUR TRAITOROUS DEFECTION TO LYRICAL ASS-SALTS.COM. TO REBUTTAL THIS CHARGE, THE ONLY POSSIBLE CHANCE IS USE OF THE RAWN DEFENSE. NAMELY, THE MORE OUTRAGEOUS AND IMPOSSIBLE THE STORY MORE LIKELY IT WILL BECOME TO RAISE SOME DOUBT IN THE MIND OF THE COURT. THUSLY, YOU WERE SCUBA DIVING FOR RARE CLAMSHELLS OFF THE IVORY COAST WHEN YOU WERE KIDNAPPED TO TAKE PART IN A MILITARY COUP. DUE TO YOUR SUPERIOR SKILLS YOU WERE PROMOTED TO GENERAL AT WHICH POINT THE PLAN WAS FOILED BY A SEDUCTIVE FEMALE AGENT PROVOCATEUR PRIOR TO WHICH YOU HAD ENGAGED BOTH SEXUALLY AND INTELLECTUALLY. HELD IN A DEEP VAULT CRYO-PRISON YOU WERE FORCED TO NAVIGATE THE ONLINE WORLD OF TXT WHILE SECRETLY RESEARCHING NANOTECHNOLOGY TO PROVIDE A MEANS OF ESCAPE. NOW WE BELIEVE THIS STORY IS ADEQUATE AS A TEMPLATE, WITH WHICH TO ADD FURTHER DETAILS TOO. HONESTLY, MR. DAGEL YOUR POSITION SEEMS WEAK. THERE IS NO CHANCE FOR ACQUITTAL BASED ON THE NOW INFAMOUS JOHNNY COCKRAM’S GLOVE DEFENSE AS WAS THE CASE IN LAMABATOR V N.C. PTY LTD (1999). TO REPEAT, ONLY THE RAWN DEFENSE WILL SUFFICE. REST ASSURED. THE LEGAL TEAM IS HARD AT WORK TO CONTACT RAWN THROUGH HIS NEPALESE SKIING SERVICE.