MMA fighter vs. A chimpanzee , who would win

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Certain

Chimpanzees aren't trying to kill. They're not predators hunting for a meal. They just are vicious animals riding on instinct. So when that chimpanzee beat that woman's face to a pulp, she probably passed out and stopped posing a threat. The chimpanzee then was done.

That's what it would do to a human. The only way a human could defeat a chimpanzee would be to be entirely non-threatening until making a fatal move.

You're kinda stupid. If you fight you'd know this to be silly. Strength ain't all it's cracked up to be, and technically there are humans 2-3x as strong as the 'average' human. An average human lifts about their own weight in a benchpress, have ok running times, ok leg presses, deadlifts, etc. Theres people that can do double-quadruple this. Speed kills. Suck a dick and edit some typos, bitch ass nigga. And based on your boxing predictions nigga you ain't in the position to have ultimative fucking decisions like 'THE ONLY WAY A HUMAN' stfu.