IM SO ALPHAAAAAA. Like Beyond

razor wayans damon blades · 06-27-2014, 09:59 PM

@Beyond I'm so alpha, I don't even trim my beard, it's awesome; and im so brave. I'll fight a bear and dodge just in time for its claws to give a close shave. I'm so alpha, most don't even know my born name. So it's easy for me to act like the shit, with all the glamour and glitz. I was delivered by a stork, and never was a fan of the Knicks. Matter fact I was in the van with your bitch with both hands on my dick. She was like "You're so alpha, it's sick, I don't deserve a man of this caliber" So I took out my hidden penis caliber and blown her ass into bits. I'm so alpha, if I piss on a marijuana seed, it'll grow longer than Jack and his giant bean and stalk. I'm so alpha the fight scenes in Braveheart were actually semen fighting in Adriana Limas twat. You've barely seen the plot, cause I'm so alpha. Getting close to passing Hughes in gross capital. Most passionate mogul that hosts classics. Selling coke crude to known nationals. Tycoons, coastals and crack addicts. Hustling Gold jewels. POST cruise in Manhattan. Pro-tools, and cold fuze I'M SO ALPHA. With thick Cuban woman that drug traffick my cold ques with no asking. Stuffing white in dope mules with fat asses, TSA just stare at the x-rays in the backroom and jack at it, thinking their thongs are so cute in black satin. I'm on Twitter, I went social, just hashtag me #imsoalphayoudagnabits or if you wanna do drugs, I can start hooking you up #cokedude followed by the amount after it. IM SO ALPHA, I'm pragmatic. Paying close to zilch in back taxes. With a thin Jamaican priestess that give their blessings in black magic. I'M SO ALPHA. The shit I bake is genius, for every hit I make, I eliminate a weakling. I'M SO ALPHA. I could persuade a mossberg to be a sniper rifle. Or if I shoot you, the amount of bullets you'll have would start to whistle like a civil sex schnitzel between a ref and official. I could persuade A P90 to be my lawyer. facing intent to distribute.. dildos. It's such a cold system. That's right, DILDOS, but with coke in 'em. I'm so alpha, psychosis to me is just like going to pee, I'm so alpha, Walter White was a biopic of me. I'm so alpha, the Major Leagues is microscopic to me, and the little leagues? The little leagues don't even exist on my psychotropic degree. I'm so alpha, I cheat on my diet and eat small portions of life. When I got arrested I told the judge to raise bail. They even tried to have me aborted, but I used the wire hangers as chain-mail. IM SO ALPHA I got my bachelors degree by divorcing my wife. Who the fuck think taught Bruce Lee to do hidden dragon in my converse Chuck Jordans? When you were the crouching tiger when he fought Chuck Norris. Pussy. Don't ever step up to me cause I'm so alpha. It's sort of discouraging, when you get hauled down the station to identify a suspect. They ask you questions, you know you're puzzled. You blush and chuckle "His nose was shaped with a little bit tone and structure" And the sketch artists' finishing portrait is of Greek God with bulging muscles. I'm SO ALPHAAAAAAA

Zen · 06-27-2014, 11:14 PM

This was great. A piece I just wrote has the exact same concept as that close shave line. Looks like I'll be editing it later.

dead man · 06-28-2014, 03:52 AM

totally awesome, man. like..really great.

Fig · 06-28-2014, 02:34 PM

You're so fucking alpha

dull boy · 06-29-2014, 08:48 PM

I liked this.

veritas · 06-29-2014, 09:32 PM

Good job anthony.

Fig · 06-29-2014, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Good job anthony.

lol

big baby · 06-30-2014, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Good job anthony.

lol

El Muffin · 06-30-2014, 04:58 AM

Coat hanger as chainmal segment/tsa was dope af

I cant lie

Orc · 06-30-2014, 09:06 AM

Hahaha. Really nice

Witty · 06-30-2014, 11:29 AM

This made me want to write something super dope but I haven't slept in a couple of days and I tried but I couldn't even remember how words work....sad.

This was very good tho, and when I remember how to write sentences I will try to write something in reply, just cuz you put me in the mood to do so, so thanks.

This was dope, read about 4 times and will probably read again.

Beyond · 07-02-2014, 10:08 PM

Damn, this was fire. Is that really you, Bags? I was thinking, it probably was from the name. I know that line had a profound effect on us both...

The structure is MetaPhive esque though, unless that's more common these days. I don't know. Either way, dope verse. Makes me think about writing some swag & flow type verses again. Shout out to @Orc with facial hair. I see you, you handsome devil, you.

Stay alpha.

Orc · 07-03-2014, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beyond

Damn, this was fire. Is that really you, Bags? I was thinking, it probably was from the name. I know that line had a profound effect on us both...

The structure is MetaPhive esque though, unless that's more common these days. I don't know. Either way, dope verse. Makes me think about writing some swag & flow type verses again. Shout out to @Orc with facial hair. I see you, you handsome devil, you.

Stay alpha.

My man

BROKE LESNAR · 07-03-2014, 04:15 PM

This was insane. Really enjoyed it.

Split · 07-03-2014, 06:35 PM

If this was CopyPat I'll suck my own dick

BROKE LESNAR · 07-03-2014, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beyond

Damn, this was fire. Is that really you, Bags? I was thinking, it probably was from the name. I know that line had a profound effect on us both...

The structure is MetaPhive esque though, unless that's more common these days. I don't know. Either way, dope verse. Makes me think about writing some swag & flow type verses again. Shout out to @Orc with facial hair. I see you, you handsome devil, you.

Stay alpha.

That doesn't read like a Bags S&F. Unless he's changed his style up dramatically since last I frequented the forum regularly. It reminds me of Manhattan.

Certain · 07-03-2014, 08:19 PM

It's not Bags (not enough typos) or CopyPat (too many slant rhymes) or dull boy (not enough feels).

What the hell is wrong with you guys?

Beyond · 07-03-2014, 08:51 PM

Manhattan sounds about right, BROKE LESNAR.

How could I be so blind?

BROKE LESNAR · 07-03-2014, 09:08 PM

lmao that was intentional, right?

david stern razor burns · 07-03-2014, 11:31 PM

Good show, brother.

06-27-2014, 09:59 PM	#1
razor wayans damon blades Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 43 Rep Power: 3501588	IM SO ALPHAAAAAA. Like Beyond @Beyond I'm so alpha, I don't even trim my beard, it's awesome; and im so brave. I'll fight a bear and dodge just in time for its claws to give a close shave. I'm so alpha, most don't even know my born name. So it's easy for me to act like the shit, with all the glamour and glitz. I was delivered by a stork, and never was a fan of the Knicks. Matter fact I was in the van with your bitch with both hands on my dick. She was like "You're so alpha, it's sick, I don't deserve a man of this caliber" So I took out my hidden penis caliber and blown her ass into bits. I'm so alpha, if I piss on a marijuana seed, it'll grow longer than Jack and his giant bean and stalk. I'm so alpha the fight scenes in Braveheart were actually semen fighting in Adriana Limas twat. You've barely seen the plot, cause I'm so alpha. Getting close to passing Hughes in gross capital. Most passionate mogul that hosts classics. Selling coke crude to known nationals. Tycoons, coastals and crack addicts. Hustling Gold jewels. POST cruise in Manhattan. Pro-tools, and cold fuze I'M SO ALPHA. With thick Cuban woman that drug traffick my cold ques with no asking. Stuffing white in dope mules with fat asses, TSA just stare at the x-rays in the backroom and jack at it, thinking their thongs are so cute in black satin. I'm on Twitter, I went social, just hashtag me #imsoalphayoudagnabits or if you wanna do drugs, I can start hooking you up #cokedude followed by the amount after it. IM SO ALPHA, I'm pragmatic. Paying close to zilch in back taxes. With a thin Jamaican priestess that give their blessings in black magic. I'M SO ALPHA. The shit I bake is genius, for every hit I make, I eliminate a weakling. I'M SO ALPHA. I could persuade a mossberg to be a sniper rifle. Or if I shoot you, the amount of bullets you'll have would start to whistle like a civil sex schnitzel between a ref and official. I could persuade A P90 to be my lawyer. facing intent to distribute.. dildos. It's such a cold system. That's right, DILDOS, but with coke in 'em. I'm so alpha, psychosis to me is just like going to pee, I'm so alpha, Walter White was a biopic of me. I'm so alpha, the Major Leagues is microscopic to me, and the little leagues? The little leagues don't even exist on my psychotropic degree. I'm so alpha, I cheat on my diet and eat small portions of life. When I got arrested I told the judge to raise bail. They even tried to have me aborted, but I used the wire hangers as chain-mail. IM SO ALPHA I got my bachelors degree by divorcing my wife. Who the fuck think taught Bruce Lee to do hidden dragon in my converse Chuck Jordans? When you were the crouching tiger when he fought Chuck Norris. Pussy. Don't ever step up to me cause I'm so alpha. It's sort of discouraging, when you get hauled down the station to identify a suspect. They ask you questions, you know you're puzzled. You blush and chuckle "His nose was shaped with a little bit tone and structure" And the sketch artists' finishing portrait is of Greek God with bulging muscles. I'm SO ALPHAAAAAAA

06-28-2014, 03:52 AM	#3
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,469 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	totally awesome, man. like..really great. __________________ Zack Wicks for president

06-28-2014, 02:34 PM	#4
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	You're so fucking alpha __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-30-2014, 04:58 AM	#9
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	Coat hanger as chainmal segment/tsa was dope af I cant lie __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-30-2014, 11:29 AM	#11
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,813 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	This made me want to write something super dope but I haven't slept in a couple of days and I tried but I couldn't even remember how words work....sad. This was very good tho, and when I remember how to write sentences I will try to write something in reply, just cuz you put me in the mood to do so, so thanks. This was dope, read about 4 times and will probably read again. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-27-2014, 11:14 PM	#2
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	This was great. A piece I just wrote has the exact same concept as that close shave line. Looks like I'll be editing it later.

06-29-2014, 08:48 PM	#5
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345601	I liked this.

06-30-2014, 09:06 AM	#10
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	Hahaha. Really nice

07-02-2014, 10:08 PM	#12
Beyond Fresh to Death Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 641 Battle Record: 12-5 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - BTC Swagger & Flow - Fall Brawl I - Fight Night LI - Fight Night LII - Fight Night LIII - Fight Night XXXVI - Fight Night XXIX - Fight Night XIX - Fight Night VIII - Netcees Battle League - NBL Tag Team - Battle Arena - 1-2 Punch League (2x) Rep Power: 6251247	Damn, this was fire. Is that really you, Bags? I was thinking, it probably was from the name. I know that line had a profound effect on us both... The structure is MetaPhive esque though, unless that's more common these days. I don't know. Either way, dope verse. Makes me think about writing some swag & flow type verses again. Shout out to @Orc with facial hair. I see you, you handsome devil, you. Stay alpha.

07-03-2014, 04:15 PM	#14
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760961	This was insane. Really enjoyed it.

07-03-2014, 06:35 PM	#15
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899396	If this was CopyPat I'll suck my own dick __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

07-03-2014, 08:19 PM	#17
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	It's not Bags (not enough typos) or CopyPat (too many slant rhymes) or dull boy (not enough feels). What the hell is wrong with you guys? __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

07-03-2014, 08:51 PM	#18
Beyond Fresh to Death Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 641 Battle Record: 12-5 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - BTC Swagger & Flow - Fall Brawl I - Fight Night LI - Fight Night LII - Fight Night LIII - Fight Night XXXVI - Fight Night XXIX - Fight Night XIX - Fight Night VIII - Netcees Battle League - NBL Tag Team - Battle Arena - 1-2 Punch League (2x) Rep Power: 6251247	Manhattan sounds about right, BROKE LESNAR. How could I be so blind?

07-03-2014, 09:08 PM	#19
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760961	lmao that was intentional, right?

07-03-2014, 11:31 PM	#20
david stern razor burns with razor spurs Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: At David Blaine's favorite place with David Spade and Macy Gray Posts: 87 Rep Power: 3750187	Good show, brother.