AOWL SEASON 3 MAGAZINE — EDITION 16 - Page 3

Certain · 06-12-2014, 06:05 PM

Peter Crouch sucked. Baron Mynd was way better.

Witty · 06-12-2014, 06:06 PM

I don't understand how anyone can say Crouch sucked.

Witty · 06-12-2014, 06:11 PM

22 goals in 42 games.

Certain · 06-12-2014, 06:11 PM

He provided nothing beyond goals, often on headers from great feeds from David Beckham set pieces or the like. He was like an uh-oh-level poor man's Miroslav Klose.

Witty · 06-12-2014, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

He provided nothing beyond goals, often on headers from great feeds from David Beckham set pieces or the like. He was like an uh-oh-level poor man's Miroslav Klose.

Nah man, his hold up play was phenomenal, he was much better with the ball at his feet than in the air, he always looked awkward but he was very skillful, his job mainly was to hold up the play and feed it through to Rooney or whoever was in front at the time, and he did that as well as anyone did at the time.

He was never a top top player, but he certainly didn't suck.

Also, he has done what Rooney still has not, he has scored at a World Cup.

Witty · 06-12-2014, 06:25 PM

Also, Rooney needs to score this time around or go down as the biggest waste of talent the world has seen.

The man has unbelievable ability, to not do it at the top level is a disgrace for someone so talented.

Zen · 06-12-2014, 06:49 PM

I know 4% of the names mentioned in this thread. I enjoy soccer, but I just don't watch much. Messi's the only player I've ever watched that wowed me. Dudes a beast.

big baby · 06-12-2014, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

Netcees is my MLS.

I can put it like this: In 2005, I probably had more topical battle victories than anyone among those on bigger sites. Six-time RSTL champion, plus at least one tournament, RhymeNReason season champion, various other sites (411Hype, Fiend World, can't remember them all), beat pretty much everyone who was around. I was really good.

Then I left for a bit and lost my creative edge.

u fucka always sukked dont lie idiyote

PancakeBrah · 06-12-2014, 10:18 PM

lol he spelled it 'idiyote'

lol

rich

e11even · 06-13-2014, 03:46 AM

pancake is muff?

oats · 06-13-2014, 08:57 AM

Lol@he provided nothing except goals.

Peyton Manning sucks, all he does is score TDs

Ray Allen is a waste, all he does is provide points

THATS THE POINT OF PLAYING THE GAME

Not even Michael Cera can save you from this one, Certain

Brian Bryan · 06-13-2014, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

Netcees is my MLS.

I can put it like this: In 2005, I probably had more topical battle victories than anyone among those on bigger sites. Six-time RSTL champion, plus at least one tournament, RhymeNReason season champion, various other sites (411Hype, Fiend World, can't remember them all), beat pretty much everyone who was around. I was really good.

Then I left for a bit and lost my creative edge.

I think I could have given you a run for most victories back then. I was at every one of those sites (and more)

:)

Certain · 06-13-2014, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats

Lol@he provided nothing except goals.

Peyton Manning sucks, all he does is score TDs

Ray Allen is a waste, all he does is provide points

THATS THE POINT OF PLAYING THE GAME

Not even Michael Cera can save you from this one, Certain

You're nothing but pineapples.

Certain · 06-13-2014, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Bryan

I think I could have given you a run for most victories back then. I was at every one of those sites (and more)

:)

If memory serves, you took a while to get into topical battling. I don't remember you ever doing it at RnR, and you definitely were way later than me in the RSTL. But maybe you were racking up wins at RB. Now you've definitely passed me.

oats · 06-13-2014, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

You're nothing but pineapples.

I'll take that as a compliment.

big baby · 06-13-2014, 04:27 PM

@Brian Bryan @Certain will crawsh yew

Brian Bryan · 06-14-2014, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

If memory serves, you took a while to get into topical battling. I don't remember you ever doing it at RnR, and you definitely were way later than me in the RSTL. But maybe you were racking up wins at RB. Now you've definitely passed me.

I'd been in the RSTL since 2003, I'd signed in a couple of times and posted under the MC Greg Braid E account which was another multi-user name a few people had access to.

I went by a few diff. names at RnR, Luther Blissett and The Crimson Shadow (at least!) that I remember off hand - but I definitely was in the Pen and Paper league for a short while as some name.

I'm pretty much retired from text now. I saw the tourney as one last hurrah for me. It was good to avenge my loss!

oats · 06-14-2014, 03:10 PM

You guys make me wish I was active during those years. I was on HHH and planetrap from 2000-2002ish, dabbling on some other sites here and there, but I didn't come back until 2010. Seems like I missed the golden age.

Adonis · 06-14-2014, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by oats

You guys make me wish I was active during those years. I was on HHH and planetrap from 2000-2002ish, dabbling on some other sites here and there, but I didn't come back until 2010. Seems like I missed the golden age.

Didn't you have a short stint @PR like 3-5 years ago? That's the only place I would know you from and I knew you before I joined here so....

oats · 06-14-2014, 03:45 PM

Yeah I came back to rap boards in general in 2010, and I did a season of RHYME in like 2011 I think. Also was on the short-lived text stars. Pretty sure we crossed paths in rhyme though

06-12-2014, 06:05 PM	#41
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	Peter Crouch sucked. Baron Mynd was way better. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

06-12-2014, 06:06 PM	#42
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I don't understand how anyone can say Crouch sucked. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-12-2014, 06:11 PM	#43
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	22 goals in 42 games. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-12-2014, 06:11 PM	#44
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	He provided nothing beyond goals, often on headers from great feeds from David Beckham set pieces or the like. He was like an uh-oh-level poor man's Miroslav Klose. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

06-12-2014, 06:25 PM	#46
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Also, Rooney needs to score this time around or go down as the biggest waste of talent the world has seen. The man has unbelievable ability, to not do it at the top level is a disgrace for someone so talented. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-12-2014, 06:49 PM	#47
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	I know 4% of the names mentioned in this thread. I enjoy soccer, but I just don't watch much. Messi's the only player I've ever watched that wowed me. Dudes a beast.

06-12-2014, 10:18 PM	#49
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	lol he spelled it 'idiyote' lol rich __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

06-13-2014, 03:46 AM	#50
e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247256	pancake is muff? __________________ Ahem.

06-13-2014, 08:57 AM	#51
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,075 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	Lol@he provided nothing except goals. Peyton Manning sucks, all he does is score TDs Ray Allen is a waste, all he does is provide points THATS THE POINT OF PLAYING THE GAME Not even Michael Cera can save you from this one, Certain __________________ You should be water

06-14-2014, 03:10 PM	#58
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,075 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	You guys make me wish I was active during those years. I was on HHH and planetrap from 2000-2002ish, dabbling on some other sites here and there, but I didn't come back until 2010. Seems like I missed the golden age. __________________ You should be water

06-14-2014, 03:45 PM	#60
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,075 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	Yeah I came back to rap boards in general in 2010, and I did a season of RHYME in like 2011 I think. Also was on the short-lived text stars. Pretty sure we crossed paths in rhyme though __________________ You should be water