umm the whole forum set up is fucked?

[God Of War]

rofl bags on that fucking moonshine again

[Ghost1]

^^^ lol this nigga fracture wilin

[Split]

Originally Posted by J. Metts

I put bags in a lil situation i like to call 'ghosts of text past'

Lmao

[Ghost1]

Idk what ur fucking loling @barcotic u canadian piece of human dogshit

[Joe Metts]

BAGS YOU WILL BE RELEASED UPON ANSWERING 3 SIMPLE QUESTIONS

1. WHAT WOULD A NIGHT AT THE STRIP CLUB BE LIKE WITH GAMBLE LARS He whose name shall not be spoken AND PJEW.

[Ghost1]

Ok butler

We will dance ur little jig

Lets see......for starters u know gamblini would have them suboxones on deck....so basically the rest of us wouldnt do any of them because theyre for worthless druggie faggits....but hed prolly cook sum up an bang em into his toe on the ride over.....which would be incredible because wed be taking pjewks bike. *beep beep* ....He whose name shall not be spoken would come....but he would sit at a seperate table...alone.....then hed call vbulletin to report is for being mean ti him......at which point vbulletin would ask scott akers....whats it like to eat xmas dinner alone? A lifeline phone a friend leading to the direct cellphone of gamble would uktimately tell that spending xmas dinner alone is very much like spending thanksgiving dinner alone only without suboxone.....pjewk would promote his youtube battles where he loses all of his battles to any1 remotely known yet demolishes jimmy glock poppa from colorado convincingly.....no1 would give a fuck.....then veritas would send 97 lobster dog bombs to his obama phone....which would pretty much occupy him for the remainder of the evening.....lars larsen would attempt to talk all that big boy bully talk at the table but no1 would take him serious cuz he is 4foot7 and sounds like alfred pennyworth....all would secretely post on their phones while contributing nothing to minor amounts of banter to the group verbally....no1 would talk to any strippers....and i would prolly never log in again



Whats next butler!?

[Witty]

I still don't know what is happening.

[Ghost1]

Fuck off, resin

[Split]

Originally Posted by J. Metts

BAGS YOU WILL BE RELEASED UPON ANSWERING 3 SIMPLE QUESTIONS

1. WHAT WOULD A NIGHT AT THE STRIP CLUB BE LIKE WITH GAMBLE LARS He whose name shall not be spoken AND PJEW.

bahahahahhahha joe metts #1 boarder tonight

[Joe Metts]

2. YOU HAVE TO BABYSIT GOWS KID WHILE HE IS TAKING EMO PICTURES IN THE RAIN. STRIKTAS BABYMOTHER IS MONTHS PREGNANT AND WANTS TO BANG. STRIKTA IS IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM. ILL NIKA NEEDS A TEXT VERSE FOR AN UNDERGROUND TAG TEXT TOURNEY. DO YOU ABANDON GOWS KID, BABY MOMMA PUSSY, NIKA OR DO YOU DIP INTO THE BAR I MEAN LAUNDRY ROOM WITH STRIKE. EXPLAIN.

[Ghost1]

Butler u make Lyrs look like calista flockheart

But seriousky
.....
Sheesh

U bringin the heat now, tough question .

Lets see

First of all....id already have one of them baby backpacks on deck. Son of war would be secure......so then....completely out of respect for my N/A shoota strikta the don, id wear a lambskin condom when i let his preggo bitch go poggo on my hoho....that preggo punani is that wet wet. Since shed be doin all the twerk i could type up my half and niks half for the underground tag tourney b4 i purposely break the condom an plant one of my concrete goblins deep into striks baby momma. An then after i washed my dick off in the sink with bleach id save the other half of the bottle an me an strik could get busy on it an use sum pinesol as a chaser.


Whats number 3i! ?!?!?

[Joe Metts]

3. DAVID LAMA KNOCKS ON DOOR AND SAYS BLOW HIM AND NETCEES WILL APPEAR AGAIN AND NOBODY WILL KNOW WHY IT CAME. DO YOU BLOW HIM, IF NOT WHO WOULD ON THIS SITE.

[Ghost1]

Id punch that faggot in the dick until he got an ear infection. Oh an bleak could suck on his mangled cock after.

[~RustyGunZ~]

A++

[Joe Metts]

NAME MORE COCKSUCKERS AND I WILL RELEASE YOU.

[Ghost1]

Hollywood, salamander, jim flores, dagel, dagels gf, veggie pizza @ pizza hut alone, ruptures aborted son, broke lesnar, destroyer, anal blood, muff father, pent up, cherry stellar, vishis, shuxxx, frank metts, fresh a diddle, malphunxion, strongarm, wacky wendal, pretzel knees, giant hand jones, bagatr0n, chaos, donnybrook, gamble, warthog williamsburg, orbital bone, murda sho, jason sho, sho money, sho nuff, robranda, john hensley, cros edit button, karps girl, karp, karps a faggit....i fucking hate karp an his rhombus shaped gorde, deon, joe metts, one man gang, j metts, moe jetts, tribe called metts, just c, hush, canada, striktas future child, striktas future baby mama, striktas future, aobs battle roster

[Joe Metts]

WRONG. YOU SAID JOE METTS. WRONG ANSWER. FRANK METTS WRONG ANSWER.

YOU ARE RELEASED TO SEE TRUE IDENTITIES OF BOARDERS ANYWAY.

[Ghost1]

Oh its u......put me.back to legends of faggit past

[Fig]

Probably the best thread ive seen yet

[Joe Metts]

SHIMMY SHIMMY YA SHIMMY SHIMMY ASS
YOU ARE NOW SUMMONED TO THE GHOSTS OF TEXT PAST

BLAOW.