So, I go to 7 11 this morning and...

Badweather · 06-05-2014, 06:39 PM

There's a black dude walking toward the front door. I'm in line buying ice coffee, chips and 3 of those $1 elephant /turtle bracelets. This nigga looks at me like he's sizing me up and shit. I don't pay it any mind, instead I purchase my shit, walk out to the truck, crank the engine, grab my cigs, light them and smoke in front of the store like anybody else not in a rush would do. I look inside the windows, and see him in line just staring at me. I figure it's too early to deal with someone who's high, so I put my cigarette out, hop in the cab and turn on the radio. My window was down slightly. Anyway, as I'm finding the station I'm about to rock while on the way to the first job, this nigga comes rushing out and makes a b-line toward the truck. I'm watching from my peripherals and clinching my jaw so this dude won't sleep me if he was about that life. He starts reaching for his pocket mid gait, pulls out something white and with his arm extended finishes the last 6 steps towards the truck. I'm facing him fully at this point, and I see it's a business card.

He slips it through the window, and this nigga was a Barber. From the outside of the window he's telling me that he Needs to cut my hair, and will do a razor edge up on my beard for 10 bucks. I bust out laughing 'cause this morning I'm in my bathroom mirror convincing myself I can go one more day looking the way I do. I continued laughing, and peeled the Fuck off. I check the rear view and he's watching me drive away while shaking his head "no."

Shit slayed me to find out that I actually couldn't get away with another day.

Anybody got a similar story of serendipity?

El Muffin · 06-05-2014, 06:44 PM

Lololol

Hush · 06-05-2014, 08:03 PM

U taxi my g ?

Good shit

Chyeahhh!!! · 06-05-2014, 09:18 PM

Lmao good shit here

Nigga was giving you the "nigga you gone get this cut" look.

Vulgar · 06-05-2014, 10:04 PM

^bahaha

Allen Knight · 06-05-2014, 10:33 PM

Get a cut brah I can't go more thank a week without one I go crazy

Ghost1 · 06-05-2014, 11:15 PM

LOL

I lold at the very end @ he was just shaking his head no

Hahaha

YDK · 06-06-2014, 02:57 AM

Lol the dude that does my tats does my fades too. I throw him 5 bucks for doing it usually, over the winter I said fuck it an let my hair grow cuz it was cold as fuck. Well I ended up getting a flat near his crib so he came an picked me up waiting for the tow truck since I ain't have a spare.
So we just chilling watching random YouTube shit an he's showing off his new guns an tat equipment when he gets up to take a piss. He walks back in pulls some jackass Steve o shit an just quick buzzes the back of my head an said bruh I couldn't stand that long ass hair , broke or not I'm cutting that shit.
lol gotta free hair cut outta it
#shaggylyfe

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 03:02 AM

Ha.

I got a nigga roun the way cut my shit for me

EvenMade me a drink to sip on while he wasat work

10$

My nigga Preme

N.o alchys make the best drinks. Just stealthlike fuckin assasin swill

Badweather · 06-06-2014, 09:55 AM

Lmao @ Yung nigga move dat comb

Nobody around here will do a head and beard for 10 bucks. That nigga passionately felt I was in need andhe was compelled as fuck to help me.

Badweather · 06-06-2014, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

U taxi my g ?

Good shit

Lmfao, nah. I'm a canine handler for a legit bed bug company. My dog was in the passenger seat watching it all go down.

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 11:06 AM

Canine handler for bed bug company?

Thefucck

I don get it

Hush · 06-06-2014, 11:17 AM

Dead at ydks 5 dollar quick cuts

It shows

Witty · 06-06-2014, 11:58 AM

lmao he probably would have said the same shit to me right now, I need a cut bad.

Badweather · 06-06-2014, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

Canine handler for bed bug company?

Thefucck

I don get it

Dogs can be trained to alert when in the odor of drugs, bombs, cadavers, seizures, and bugs. My dog sniffs for bed bugs, I'm her handler/trainer, and we go to people's houses to look for them.

Get it?

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 12:35 PM

Now I do.

I didnt know dogs were trained to locate bed bugs

Never had that problem considering I dont smell like kettle cooked ass

Badweather · 06-06-2014, 12:42 PM

yeah, i didn't know they could find bugs either, not until i found myself sitting in the office interviewing for the position.

i hope you sober up gently.

El Muffin · 06-06-2014, 01:01 PM

Good looks.

But yeah thats cool. Obscure as hell but interesting nevertheless

06-05-2014, 06:39 PM	#1
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	So, I go to 7 11 this morning and... There's a black dude walking toward the front door. I'm in line buying ice coffee, chips and 3 of those $1 elephant /turtle bracelets. This nigga looks at me like he's sizing me up and shit. I don't pay it any mind, instead I purchase my shit, walk out to the truck, crank the engine, grab my cigs, light them and smoke in front of the store like anybody else not in a rush would do. I look inside the windows, and see him in line just staring at me. I figure it's too early to deal with someone who's high, so I put my cigarette out, hop in the cab and turn on the radio. My window was down slightly. Anyway, as I'm finding the station I'm about to rock while on the way to the first job, this nigga comes rushing out and makes a b-line toward the truck. I'm watching from my peripherals and clinching my jaw so this dude won't sleep me if he was about that life. He starts reaching for his pocket mid gait, pulls out something white and with his arm extended finishes the last 6 steps towards the truck. I'm facing him fully at this point, and I see it's a business card. He slips it through the window, and this nigga was a Barber. From the outside of the window he's telling me that he Needs to cut my hair, and will do a razor edge up on my beard for 10 bucks. I bust out laughing 'cause this morning I'm in my bathroom mirror convincing myself I can go one more day looking the way I do. I continued laughing, and peeled the Fuck off. I check the rear view and he's watching me drive away while shaking his head "no." Shit slayed me to find out that I actually couldn't get away with another day. Anybody got a similar story of serendipity? __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

06-05-2014, 06:44 PM	#2
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YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	Lol the dude that does my tats does my fades too. I throw him 5 bucks for doing it usually, over the winter I said fuck it an let my hair grow cuz it was cold as fuck. Well I ended up getting a flat near his crib so he came an picked me up waiting for the tow truck since I ain't have a spare. So we just chilling watching random YouTube shit an he's showing off his new guns an tat equipment when he gets up to take a piss. He walks back in pulls some jackass Steve o shit an just quick buzzes the back of my head an said bruh I couldn't stand that long ass hair , broke or not I'm cutting that shit. lol gotta free hair cut outta it #shaggylyfe __________________

06-05-2014, 09:18 PM	#4
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	Lmao good shit here Nigga was giving you the "nigga you gone get this cut" look.

06-05-2014, 10:04 PM	#5
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06-06-2014, 03:02 AM	#9
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Ha. I got a nigga roun the way cut my shit for me EvenMade me a drink to sip on while he wasat work 10$ My nigga Preme N.o alchys make the best drinks. Just stealthlike fuckin assasin swill __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-06-2014 at 03:11 AM.

06-06-2014, 09:55 AM	#10
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Lmao @ Yung nigga move dat comb Nobody around here will do a head and beard for 10 bucks. That nigga passionately felt I was in need andhe was compelled as fuck to help me. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

06-06-2014, 11:06 AM	#12
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Canine handler for bed bug company? Thefucck I don get it __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-06-2014, 11:17 AM	#13
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Dead at ydks 5 dollar quick cuts It shows __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	lmao he probably would have said the same shit to me right now, I need a cut bad. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Now I do. I didnt know dogs were trained to locate bed bugs Never had that problem considering I dont smell like kettle cooked ass __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-06-2014, 12:42 PM	#17
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	yeah, i didn't know they could find bugs either, not until i found myself sitting in the office interviewing for the position. i hope you sober up gently. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

06-06-2014, 01:01 PM	#18
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Good looks. But yeah thats cool. Obscure as hell but interesting nevertheless __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople