I have just Scott Akers'd myself

[bleak]

Lonely Warthog class-

Stats-
One Handed +10
Magic +2
Snitching +20
Speech -100000000

Feeds on computer monitor light
Allergic to sunlight and gains energy from the blood of virgins
Cuts himself every night for dinner.

Perks-
Flubber- immune to sword strikes, vulnerable to fire magic and girls.
Blitzkrieg- runs faster when reporting websites.
Intimidation- Only works on female characters, a self named perk that stemmed from his observation that women are 'intimidated' by his business ventures and property value.
Virgin- no considerable uses

His weapons are one machete, a diving knife.

His cooldown ability is summoning a fleshlight for battle.

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Originally Posted by bleak

Lonely Warthog class-

Stats-
One Handed +10
Magic +2
Snitching +20
Speech -100000000

Feeds on computer monitor light
Allergic to sunlight and gains energy from the blood of virgins
Cuts himself every night for dinner.

Perks-
Flubber- immune to sword strikes, vulnerable to fire magic and girls.
Blitzkrieg- runs faster when reporting websites.
Intimidation- Only works on female characters, a self named perk that stemmed from his observation that women are 'intimidated' by his business ventures and property value.
Virgin- no considerable uses

His weapons are one machete, a diving knife.

His cooldown ability is summoning a fleshlight for battle.

Lmmfao

But yo Skyrim was a really bad game


Srs

Roommate buys release day
One hour before we shut it off forever
dem broken combat mechanics
Also its 15x nerd status trying to figure out wtf was going on in the story department