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04-22-2014, 10:28 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682    |
If Native amazonian tribes ever got a hand on you and wanted to cannibalize you, when they put you on a spit-roast they'd need the entire squad to rotate you once you got to a full rotation from the gravitational pull your head makes towards the ground you bigheaded buffoon. rofl
native tribe: dude we need EVERYBODY TO COOK THIS BITCH chieftain: i accept, everybody, even the woman join to help move this monstrosity *entire squad on three* one two THREE *moves the stick off of the spitroast* *rolls down hill at ungodly velocity never to be seen again* rewaoinfalkfaofaroflom i can just imagine hungry native tribes chasing you like from Pirates of the Caribbean except your gigantic dome works to your advantage as a wheel cog to accelerate you down the amazonian forests like a fucking runaway boulder you brickheaded leviathan. Build like an octopus
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