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04-22-2014, 10:08 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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masaii built like a hotdog when u 2 lazy to cook it so u put it in the microwave cuz ur strikta and ur watching it and it starts imploding from the inside cause of the convection and rofl it starts 2 bubble and just before it pops thats masaii's muscles lmao omg
 lmao fucking dead dude built like a microwave hotdog wit toothpaste hairdoo rofl masiai wtf dude u needto massaiige ur muscles, wut u put helium in ur steroid syringe roflamfaowefaoel hahaaahahahaha dude michellin man and brock lesnar child combine hybrid rofl toothpaste hairdoo moddafucka god damn didnt u lear about the hindenburg about helium or was it hydrogen ? w.e it doesnt matter cause if its helium den my joke funny if its hydrogen.. then u need 2 hyde yo general mass cuz u look like wario aka waluigi brother aka mustachio jr o wario oo its a walagui o noo mamasitaaa its a me mustachio motherfuck
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