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Old 04-02-2014, 02:10 AM   #1
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I’m sight-seeing with my kaleidoscope perched onto high ceilings, with a rifle focused. spying on secret agent Koreans smuggling freezing isotopes. I attached a Japanese sighted microscope that lets just the right light exposed, for extra tight, sizing trope with a Palestine cyber clone ready to die at any times moment, hope, the semi primed ‘plosive is a steady climbing motive, if you gently might notice, read the print in fine, quoted “nucleic, high explosive, first step: embed a seventy five coded device of line codecs, thats cleverly designed to decipher digits devised/posted.” IT’s the smelling of white roses, that compels me to mind quotas. I’ll belly dive on a minefield exposed, when I’m ready to die, showbiz. I’ll sixty nine a grenade, and shove it in mouth slowly. You could pin it’s death on me. Then watch Major Colonels’ eyes open. get me my eclectic star of five promotion. My omnipotent godly motive’s coated in a plexi-glass potion, benevolent, half-machete half-skeleton half-molten. Half diamond plated skull forcer. Minds golden. Spent a quarter millennium, high on opium. reading heliograms with Nicephores, eyes closed in. Sleeping eyes open, teeth/canines showing. Saliva pouring out my noggin, And I'm distorted. Contact your prviate sources, to describe this Frankenstein fighter. And according to TMZ's reporting a big baby aborted just kidnapped Kylie Jenner from her Swedish suite. left a generous note etched in pencil: vehemently with corrected typoes "I'm incoherent. If you try scoping me, she'll get porked in her tight hole, make her a circus sideshow just before she dies hoping." Vampyric pine omen. A 6 second snippet live, posing for a Vine holding a figurine of your Doppelgänger with smidgens of a smile sewed in. In Medellin, Colombia, playing football with guerrillas in black. Took a helicopter to Venezuela and back. I'm a Giant wide receiving Penelope's cruz, I'm a victor at that. No cerebellum intact. Salmonella and staph get sick just thinking they have to spread through big babys cellular tract. Mapping my way through an underground cellar, is rad, in a zone full of dead clout, poking my head out from underneath like celery or Princess Peachs radish's patch. Emphatic, it's callous & facts. I'm supposed to be dead I could feed a salad to an army faction with my salary cap. The coast is clear up ahead, digest a human corpse with this overdeveloped intestinal path. Such a sentimental woe, Don't forget in the past, the regrettable portion of you and a dude getting blown with that mess of your head in my lap. Bye woeman.
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks

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Old 04-02-2014, 02:13 AM   #2
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Old 04-02-2014, 02:37 AM   #3
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etheres 98.89944673% of all other posts and this was kesytyled in 5 minutes tops
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Old 04-02-2014, 01:52 PM   #4
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Old 04-02-2014, 03:07 PM   #5
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- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
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- never lost game of hide and seek

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literally just added a bunch of shit to it
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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Old 04-02-2014, 03:10 PM   #6
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Old 04-02-2014, 03:40 PM   #7
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- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Old 04-02-2014, 09:42 PM   #8
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This is bonkers...I was gonna pull out some things to quote but it would probably end up bein' the whole verse so I didn't, don't really have anythin' else to say 'cept this was raw as fuck man.

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Old 04-04-2014, 03:57 AM   #9
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literally just added a bunch of shit to it
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Old 04-06-2014, 02:56 PM   #10
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- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Old 04-06-2014, 04:39 PM   #11
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I feel like it trailed off towards the very end a tad, but the beginning was fire, and the middle kept up well, nice vocab
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