03-19-2014, 03:59 PM | #1 |
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03-19-2014, 04:30 PM | #2 |
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03-20-2014, 02:58 AM | #3 |
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03-22-2014, 09:43 PM | #4 |
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03-22-2014, 10:10 PM | #5 |
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03-23-2014, 10:10 AM | #6 |
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Forget the mary jane, bring supper plates of upper grade amphetamines
whisper with so much conviction.. my inner monologue corrects his essay and starts to uppercase parenthesis ^Slick. Nice show from the banjo bombastic Big Jabroni. |
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