symbolic retribution (THE NC EDITION :D)

Fig · 03-25-2014, 11:32 PM

(inspired by dantes inferno)

List the ways nc members would be punished in hell, in accordance with the sins they have committed

For instance

@Sicc would be punished by being given a knife, and a box that he has to fit inside of. The box will give him refuge from the giant cock demon who is constantly running his sphincter thin, but he is only able to fit in by mutilating his body in such a way that he'll fit in the box

However

His body always regenerates and the box is constantly changing

He never FITS IN no matter HOW MUCH he CHANGES himself

Okay go

oats · 03-25-2014, 11:34 PM

lmao

03-26-2014, 12:33 AM

Was this because of my avatar?

Fig · 03-26-2014, 12:39 AM

NOOOOO...

we're actually reading the divine comedy in my world literature class and this is kind of the assignment we were given. To create our own punishments for the circles of hell.

oats · 03-26-2014, 12:49 AM

@Fig you're in high school? Are you in AP?

Fig · 03-26-2014, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by oats

@Fig you're in high school? Are you in AP?

Yes. AP English and world literature.

oats · 03-26-2014, 12:52 AM

there you go, good shit.

Fig · 03-26-2014, 12:55 AM

Yeah that ap English class is a fuckin joke though

But college credits is good

03-26-2014, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

NOOOOO...

we're actually reading the divine comedy in my world literature class and this is kind of the assignment we were given. To create our own punishments for the circles of hell.

I think its an advanced piece of literature that schoolchildren cant appreciate. Greatest book of all time.

Fig · 03-26-2014, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Masaii

I think its an advanced piece of literature that schoolchildren cant appreciate. Greatest book of all time.

Well maybe you're just pretentious?

03-26-2014, 01:55 AM

No, I just think that the immaturity of all 17/18 yr olds cannot comprehend the complex masterpiece that is the comedy.

Fig · 03-26-2014, 01:58 AM

I see...

Good day sir

Sharp · 03-26-2014, 02:00 AM

Lol cmon masaii

Tbh i feel likr that's one of those things that you can always get more out of as a person

I read it at 15 and plenty went over my head but what I got was cool, reread at 19 and got a lot more, I'll prolly read it again in awhile and appreciate it more/for different reasons. And I could say that til I die. Its not like you need to understand everything about beethoven to understand, appreciate, or even just enjoy the music

Good on you tho @Fig

Can you make a punishment for me haha?

oats · 03-26-2014, 02:02 AM

Idk, I agree with the idea that the older you are the more you appreciate literature, but I wouldn't go so far to say that there aren't 17/18 year olds who can't appreciate it at all. I'd argue there is a substantial enough percentage that do. Just because most of the kids nowadays are dumb as shit, don't underestimate how smart many of them are (plus I'm pretty sure most of my generation was dumb as fuck too, strikes me as a generational certainty).

Read away, fig. You have my blessing.

Fig · 03-26-2014, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

Lol cmon masaii

Tbh i feel likr that's one of those things that you can always get more out of as a person

I read it at 15 and plenty went over my head but what I got was cool, reread at 19 and got a lot more, I'll prolly read it again in awhile and appreciate it more/for different reasons. And I could say that til I die. Its not like you need to understand everything about beethoven to understand, appreciate, or even just enjoy the music

Good on you tho @Fig

Can you make a punishment for me haha?

You will run a disturbing baby on baby death league where you have to update the records on your asscheek with a chipped tooth from battle

Fig · 03-26-2014, 02:17 AM

But honestly sharpie, you're going to heaven :)

Muah

03-26-2014, 06:08 AM

Gay thread alert.

Sharp · 03-26-2014, 04:18 PM

still slayed at updating records being my punishment

its too fitting lmao

Ghost1 · 03-26-2014, 05:14 PM

Gone@never being able to fit in.....

Awesome analogy

Fitting punishment.

Wise Wiggles · 03-26-2014, 05:36 PM

How my tag fail though?

03-25-2014, 11:32 PM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	symbolic retribution (THE NC EDITION :D) (inspired by dantes inferno) List the ways nc members would be punished in hell, in accordance with the sins they have committed For instance @Sicc would be punished by being given a knife, and a box that he has to fit inside of. The box will give him refuge from the giant cock demon who is constantly running his sphincter thin, but he is only able to fit in by mutilating his body in such a way that he'll fit in the box However His body always regenerates and the box is constantly changing He never FITS IN no matter HOW MUCH he CHANGES himself Okay go __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-25-2014, 11:34 PM	#2
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	lmao __________________ You should be water

03-26-2014, 12:39 AM	#4
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	NOOOOO... we're actually reading the divine comedy in my world literature class and this is kind of the assignment we were given. To create our own punishments for the circles of hell. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-26-2014, 12:49 AM	#5
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	@Fig you're in high school? Are you in AP? __________________ You should be water

03-26-2014, 12:52 AM	#7
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	there you go, good shit. __________________ You should be water

03-26-2014, 12:33 AM	#3
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Was this because of my avatar?

03-26-2014, 12:55 AM	#8
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Yeah that ap English class is a fuckin joke though But college credits is good __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-26-2014, 01:55 AM	#11
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	No, I just think that the immaturity of all 17/18 yr olds cannot comprehend the complex masterpiece that is the comedy.

03-26-2014, 01:58 AM	#12
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I see... Good day sir __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-26-2014, 02:02 AM	#14
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	Idk, I agree with the idea that the older you are the more you appreciate literature, but I wouldn't go so far to say that there aren't 17/18 year olds who can't appreciate it at all. I'd argue there is a substantial enough percentage that do. Just because most of the kids nowadays are dumb as shit, don't underestimate how smart many of them are (plus I'm pretty sure most of my generation was dumb as fuck too, strikes me as a generational certainty). Read away, fig. You have my blessing. __________________ You should be water

03-26-2014, 02:17 AM	#16
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	But honestly sharpie, you're going to heaven :) Muah __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-26-2014, 06:08 AM	#17
Sicc Guest Posts: n/a	Gay thread alert.

03-26-2014, 05:36 PM	#20
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