If you could Matrix style one thing...

oats · 03-19-2014, 04:36 PM

Either a skill or set of knowledge, what would it be?

PancakeBrah · 03-19-2014, 04:38 PM

Math.

All the math.

oats · 03-19-2014, 04:39 PM

That's the winner right there. It would unlock so many doors of knowledge elsewhere.

Dope girl · 03-19-2014, 05:01 PM

all reading

Sick · 03-19-2014, 05:14 PM

Godlike picking up skills

See any chick and where anytime and Ill be giving her a good dicking in a matter of seconds

ill nik-A · 03-19-2014, 05:14 PM

I'd wake up yo

Ghost1 · 03-19-2014, 06:58 PM

Ayo but

When i read the title i thought u meant like.....really bad ass slow motion scene

So thats how i will respond

Id be just walkin.....u kno...mad slow....behind my boss an that GIANT rotund rotisserie.....id have an object in hand.....i would sail the object over her right shoulder then....stealthily id jog towards her left...as her head followed the object....lets call it...a cosmo magazine...my hand would gloriously smash into her donkey creating a ripple thatd disturb tectonic plates...but conveniently ive performed this seemingly career hara kiri right by the 4th floor stair case that the janitor with hepatitus c keeps the door open too cuz he thinks it drys the stairs off when he mops them with this slippery shit that people injure themselves on....an i wouod do a sidewheel aerial thru the door as i look past the magnificent carnage and confusion i just orchestrated....i see my boy jordan.....hes the only one who barely sees me as i dissapear into obscurity....and i mouth to him while im upside down mid aerial....JESUS HANDS IS IN THE BUILDINGGGGGGGG....end scene.

In matrix.

Jesus hands.

Destroyer · 03-19-2014, 07:01 PM

Kung fu is the only correct answer

uh-oh · 03-19-2014, 07:05 PM

composer/conductor

it would be my day job, for some crazy orchestra, and when i got off work i would just sample myself and basically rule the world

03-19-2014, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sick

Godlike picking up skills

See any chick and where anytime and Ill be giving her a good dicking in a matter of seconds

Lol, wtf.

Vulgar · 03-19-2014, 07:21 PM

Thugjitsu.

Fig · 03-19-2014, 07:35 PM

The ability to defocalize my consciousness like a light switch and communicate with my network of DNA

Sharp · 03-19-2014, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig

The ability to defocalize my consciousness like a light switch and communicate with my network of DNA

teehee

Fig · 03-19-2014, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

teehee

;D

Eŋg · 03-19-2014, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Vulgar

Thugjitsu.

to absorb everything that was ever written, and to retain it? despite the inevitable garbage... yea. dg's idea wasn't that retarded.

that or like proficiency with (all) musical instruments. or the infinity gauntlet.

maths debate · 03-19-2014, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by El Pancake

Math.

All the math.

nigga

03-20-2014, 12:04 AM

Still not sure how bags was able to reproduce. That's odd. All thou he looks like he's due to go in to labor. Let me chill before his water breaks on his next anxiety novel.

oats · 03-20-2014, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Ayo but

When i read the title i thought u meant like.....really bad ass slow motion scene

So thats how i will respond

Id be just walkin.....u kno...mad slow....behind my boss an that GIANT rotund rotisserie.....id have an object in hand.....i would sail the object over her right shoulder then....stealthily id jog towards her left...as her head followed the object....lets call it...a cosmo magazine...my hand would gloriously smash into her donkey creating a ripple thatd disturb tectonic plates...but conveniently ive performed this seemingly career hara kiri right by the 4th floor stair case that the janitor with hepatitus c keeps the door open too cuz he thinks it drys the stairs off when he mops them with this slippery shit that people injure themselves on....an i wouod do a sidewheel aerial thru the door as i look past the magnificent carnage and confusion i just orchestrated....i see my boy jordan.....hes the only one who barely sees me as i dissapear into obscurity....and i mouth to him while im upside down mid aerial....JESUS HANDS IS IN THE BUILDINGGGGGGGG....end scene.

In matrix.

Jesus hands.

This > any skill or set of knowledge

03-20-2014, 12:12 AM

The coding knowledge required to create the matrix program

Badweather · 03-20-2014, 11:45 AM

philosophy

knowing too much would drive me to suicide, knowledge would drive me crazy. but learning how to question things would help keep my mind actively dreaming up dope shit.

philosophy all the way.

03-19-2014, 04:36 PM	#1
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	If you could Matrix style one thing... Either a skill or set of knowledge, what would it be? __________________ You should be water

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oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	That's the winner right there. It would unlock so many doors of knowledge elsewhere. __________________ You should be water

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ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	I'd wake up yo __________________ Grumpy old man.

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	composer/conductor it would be my day job, for some crazy orchestra, and when i got off work i would just sample myself and basically rule the world __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	The ability to defocalize my consciousness like a light switch and communicate with my network of DNA __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Math. All the math.

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Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,788 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	all reading

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Sick t00 0riginal 4 u Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Just Write's mother's house Posts: 1,042 Battle Record: 7-1 Rep Power: 1837334	Godlike picking up skills See any chick and where anytime and Ill be giving her a good dicking in a matter of seconds

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Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Thugjitsu.

03-20-2014, 12:04 AM	#17
Sicc Guest Posts: n/a	Still not sure how bags was able to reproduce. That's odd. All thou he looks like he's due to go in to labor. Let me chill before his water breaks on his next anxiety novel.

03-20-2014, 12:12 AM	#19
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	The coding knowledge required to create the matrix program

03-20-2014, 11:45 AM	#20
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	philosophy knowing too much would drive me to suicide, knowledge would drive me crazy. but learning how to question things would help keep my mind actively dreaming up dope shit. philosophy all the way. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.