Gymcees March Update

[Fig]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

Fig be normal

I am. This is me. Ya ole pal figgy.

[Hush]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

Fig be normal

Lol

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

I've got ppl in Ohio.

Just sayin.

all the people i KNOW are in ohio

stew on THAT

[PancakeBrah]

Yeah but upper Ohio

All that place is good for is cedar point and Michigan firework exits

[uh-oh]

im closer to new york state than MICHIGAN

also never mention MICHIGAN

and quit trying to voodoo me. the point is you guys need to stop lifting, it isnt meant for your frames.

It is destruction to the weak man to attempt to imitate the powerful.
Phaedrus (15 BC - 50 AD)

stop trying to be POWERFUL when you were born frail. it is gonna lead to your destruction

[PancakeBrah]

"It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength their body is capable of."
Socrates

I was born frail. I'm a lot less than I would be because of my own motivation. Self improvement is not a flaw

I will never be some Ronnie Coleman or Jim wnedler. But I can be a lot better than the I was

[Diode]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

diode do people make jokes about how big you are? like its alright guys diodes here to move the heavy thing. and you smile along with the joke, but inside you got a boner like "they know im a big motherfucker YO WATUP SHA'BAT"

now imagine if instead of going to the gym regularly and cooking delicious meals, you just ate red lead pasta dinners every other day seperated by pork chops and steaks and chicken. you chainsmoked cigs and had wendys burger king or subway everyday for lunch. and by subway i mean the big philly cheesesteak footlong. and all you ever drink is coca cola and BEER. and imagine your bald and bearded like a ruffian and people think you were an extra in braveheart and everywhere you went people look at you like your a BEAST and can move heavy shit.

i think you get the point.

basically we should have a shirtless pic-off

i just dont want to post a pic like hey guys im shirtless!! but i guess asking you for one is just as bad.

sicc you go first

i eat more meat than you tho

and better more delicious meals

and i drink like dancake says like he does

i don't diet. i don't do macros. i don't do crazy supplements and workout regiments.

i go to the gym for 30-45m for 3x a week. i lift things up and put them down and go home.

you have the wrong idea. i am not mr. crossfit here.

[PancakeBrah]

Diode I drink like dancake says he does too

A 48 year old sex therapist and her friend are talking to me and my coworker at the bar

Srs

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

"It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength their body is capable of."
Socrates

I was born frail. I'm a lot less than I would be because of my own motivation. Self improvement is not a flaw

I will never be some Ronnie Coleman or Jim wnedler. But I can be a lot better than the I was

word. im just lazy and could probably be an animal but i don't see the point cuz i have always been this way.

and diode, you probably dont. eat more meat i mean. NO HOMO

[Diode]

ps

i dont care what i look like. if i did, i'd do steroids and quit bjj so i could spent 3 hours in the gym getting to 3% body fat.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

word. im just lazy and could probably be an animal but i don't see the point cuz i have always been this way.

and diode, you probably dont. eat more meat i mean. NO HOMO

I FIND THIS HIGHLY UNLIKELY

[Fig]

Then you should talk to them and not to us?

[Witty]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

Diode I drink like dancake says he does too

A 48 year old sex therapist and her friend are talking to me and my coworker at the bar

Srs

Tonight a married woman grabbed me and said 'I wish I was 20 years younger'

I smiled and walked away but in my head I thought 'I bet your husband does too, although he's probably too depressed to care because he married an uncomfortably forward female who hits on much younger men in bars even when their body language says they just want to drink beer and not be harassed by weird looking old chicks.'

[Fig]

I wanna fuck my english teacher so bad

She has me sitting next to her in class now and I make her laugh and she tells me about the gay depressing shit in her life. On the objective scale shes a 7, but on the teacher scale shes a 8. shes married. But I just wanna live with her in some small cottage in the country.

I love her

And she loves me

But neither of us has the guts to leap over the generational gap.

But realy I just wanna put my dick in her

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Fig

I wanna fuck my english teacher so bad

She has me sitting next to her in class now and I make her laugh and she tells me about the gay depressing shit in her life. On the objective scale shes a 7, but on the teacher scale shes a 8. shes married. But I just wanna live with her in some small cottage in the country.

I love her

And she loves me

But neither of us has the guts to leap over the generational gap.

But realy I just wanna put my dick in her

My English teacher called me a 'lazy scrotum' because I should have finished with perfect grades but did not do all of the assigments and instead only got a B.

I regret nothing.

The same English teacher used to make me sit in a store room alone and write stories because I disrupted the class...I loved it, that was my favourite part of school.

[Swerve]

I have never seen a gym without 45's, 35's, 25's, 10's and 5's.

Every gym should have all of those. Bags living goodlife fitness style now.

Im back on creatine, put 3kg on in 1 week after I loaded.

I am continually raising my pb in all muscle groups.

So yes, it is all going very well.

[Masalias]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

"It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength their body is capable of."
Socrates

I was born frail. I'm a lot less than I would be because of my own motivation. Self improvement is not a flaw

I will never be some Ronnie Coleman or Jim wnedler. But I can be a lot better than the I was

Stop it, you use me every session.

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Masaii

Im back on creatine, put 3kg on in 1 week after I loaded.

I am continually raising my pb in all muscle groups.

So yes, it is all going very well.

Get that kilogram wizardry bullshit off this american site BOI

6.6lbs faggot. Learn to math.