Week 3 chat and predictions

[dyedinthewool]

Good morning :/

[Zen]

Good morning. I actually wish I had a night job. I'm more of a night person actually.

[Adonis]

Bust size?

[Just Write]

guessing 34c

[Zen]

JW took my guess. We should start taking bets.

[oats]

[Witty]

Shut up perverts, please try not to be weird and chase away another female member.

I'm looking at the moon...it's very pretty.

[Zen]

How is the moon out in Ireland and in Mississippi? I's confused.

[Witty]

The moon is always out, you just have to think happy thoughts and you will see it.

#physics

[Witty]

Oh wait that's peter pan/flying.

I think probably because both places are dark.

[Zen]

Lately I've been a pessimistic bastard so maybe that's why I never see it. You've given me something to think about cousin Daryl. Thank you.

Edit: Now you change your meaning to gay ass Peter Pan an...wait flying? Even better.

[Witty]

You're welcome, my name has two R's but i will forgive you.

Perhaps you would like to join me in drinking myself to oblivion?

[Zen]

No alcohol :(

I have told you my last name is King right? We probably are cousins. The evidence is:
1)We're both on a forum writing man poems.
2)We abuse way too many substances.
3)I assume since you're male that you're ugly too.
4)Same last name.

It's pretty obvious to me.

[Just Write]

Originally Posted by Zenland

No alcohol :(

I have told you my last name is King right? We probably are cousins. The evidence is:
1)We're both on a forum writing man poems.
2)We abuse way too many substances.
3)I assume since you're male that you're ugly too.
4)Same last name.

It's pretty obvious to me.

Seems legit

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Zenland

No alcohol :(

I have told you my last name is King right? We probably are cousins. The evidence is:
1)We're both on a forum writing man poems.
2)We abuse way too many substances.
3)I assume since you're male that you're ugly too.
4)Same last name.

It's pretty obvious to me.

1) Correct
2) Correct
3) Hell nooooo
4) Correct

I am beautiful, when God created me every angel in heaven had an orgasm. Even the male angels.

3 out of 4 isn't bad, so I think we must definitely be related.

This is a beautiful moment.

[Zen]

Those angels sound gay as fuck. Ole gay ass angels.

And every dude is ugly, Witty. Half of humans are beautiful which is women. Then theres us...Even ugly ass women are better looking than Channing fucking Tatum.

But we're definitely related. Just a warning though, I hate my family.

[Witty]

Nothing wrong with being gay, it's just having sex with someone that isn't female, it sounds yucky and i don't wanna try but if gay people want to appreciate my sexiness, I see no reason not to let them or to frown upon it.

Every dude isn't ugly....Case in point - I am not ugly....I am a dude.

So you see how I came to that conclusion.

Don't hate me Zenland, I will give you alcohol and drugs.

[Zen]

Nothing wrong with it. It's just gay.

Hmmm...interesting argument but its invalid since you're a man. Or are you not a man? Idk because I've never seen you. You could be a dyke acting like a dude for all I know. That'd be trippy as fuck though so I don't wanna think about that :/

And I'll try not to. I'll save you a seat at the family reunion though so we can do drugs while the rest of our family judges us and we be all like "whatevs" and walk off feeling like the bad kid at the end of Breakfast Club.

[Witty]

[Zen]

Holy shit I have seen you then. I remember one thread where were talking about how you looked like Edward norton on American history x lol