AOWL SEASON 3 MAGAZINE — EDITION 3

[Zen]

Originally Posted by Vividlyvague

Nope. I remembered when u burnt ur house down and wrote about it tho.


Plus I'm legitimately drunk.... and officially a lightweight thanks to this empty bottle of mad dog 2020. Feels more like novacaine. On shrooms. Needless to say I feel amazing.

YOU FUCKING LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!!

[e11even]

Originally Posted by Zenland

YOU FUCKING LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!!

In my defense, I haven't been a raging alchy in 6 yrs.




Plus it pays to be a lightweight when you have a tight budget. So shotgun everything I drink and jump up and down for the blood to circulate faster.

[Zen]

Originally Posted by Vividlyvague

In my defense, I haven't been a raging alchy in 6 yrs.




Plus it pays to be a lightweight when you have a tight budget. So shotgun everything I drink and jump up and down for the blood to circulate faster.

I shotgun everything too because I'm a victim of poverty and I'm 260 lbs so it takes allot to get me drunk, but since I'm 260 there will be no jumping in my future drinking escapades.

[e11even]

Originally Posted by Zenland

I shotgun everything too because I'm a victim of poverty and I'm 260 lbs so it takes allot to get me drunk, but since I'm 260 there will be no jumping in my future drinking escapades.

The more you know...

I'm a diminished 180,
I was 190 when I could afford to eat. So now I eat one meal a day. And if I'm drinking I happen to eat less because liquor in large volumes is pretty filling lol.

Btw. 260. Is any of that muscle? That description ruined my preconceived image of what you looked like.

[Zen]

Originally Posted by Vividlyvague

The more you know...

I'm a diminished 180,
I was 190 when I could afford to eat. So now I eat one meal a day. And if I'm drinking I happen to eat less because liquor in large volumes is pretty filling lol.

Btw. 260. Is any of that muscle? That description ruined my preconceived image of what you looked like.

Lol yeah I played football and power lifted in high school so it's allot of muscle, but yeah I be's fat too. But I gotta massive beard so the bitches be luvin me nawmsayin?

[e11even]

Originally Posted by Zenland

Lol yeah I played football and power lifted in high school so it's allot of muscle, but yeah I be's fat too. But I gotta massive beard so the bitches be luvin me nawmsayin?

I call a good fat to muscle ratio "beefy"

... and since childhood, what girl DIDN'T have a teddy bear growing up? lol.

I just get called skinny a lot. til they feel the stomach. hehe.