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Retiree
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hate to be the old man...but roasts used to be comedy for 5+ pages...now they do it every time there's a new member and its just not funny...
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Agreed. It would be funny if some roast were actually relevant, but most aren't, example: He looks like a Ricky Martin business card? - lol Co'monnnnnnnnn, now. Just stupid shit like that makes it corny, IMO.
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Foreva us, neva them.
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Nigga stop being captain save a ho that shit is corny
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Lol, not even. Just used yours for an example, believe me every other one is worse, but yours was the last one I saw, bruh lol.
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PROVEN BITER
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nox bitched out quick lol
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maths da dawg
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maths da dawg
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looking like the exoskeleton of preteen slumdawg Safari Joe with the eyebrow density of a Fukushima plant tour guide post March 2011
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PR's Finest
Join Date: Aug 2013
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#51 |
Razor-thin derision
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,422
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maths da dawg
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only time you'll catch a Sri Lankan snake whisperer taking selfies with Bollywood trannies in the world's emptiest bar
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Stackin' wins...
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maths da dawg
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why the fuck is Sergei Kravinoff on a 40 day Ghandi fast
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#56 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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dude looks like alfalfa from the little rascals gave him a haircut with a butterknife he stole from darlas rapist uncle.
his watch can detect which girl has a low self esteem using technology stolen from arab emirates. girl looks like paula abdul with a fetish for legendary pokemon. Bitch looks like she has to be caught with a masterball. Dude looks like amir khan advocating pinky abstinence. fuck you |
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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dude looks like the offsping of aladdin and skar after princess jasmine forced them to do so in a cuckold where jafar recorded it with his staff.
his abs look like a crop circle formed by homosexual aliens. fuck you |
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2 lonesome faggits, disses nc but post on nc, nox bitched out quick lol, u wont win nc over faggots |
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