02-24-2014, 11:44 PM | #241 |
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If God hates Michael Cera, why is Michael Cera so ubiquitous, rich and better than you?
http://theblemish.com/2013/11/michae...de-girlfriend/
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02-24-2014, 11:47 PM | #242 |
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Cuz he sold his soul to the devil? Explains both qualifiers. If god really knows all, then he would def hate Michael cera.
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02-24-2014, 11:51 PM | #243 |
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I, for one, welcome our new bird-human overlords.
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02-24-2014, 11:51 PM | #244 |
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Cera's an ugly annoying talentless douche.
there, I said it
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02-24-2014, 11:54 PM | #245 |
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OK, I'm not that big a Michael Cera fan (and am only going out of my way to defend him because I find oats' tirade way over the line). But if we bring Alia Shawkat into this, we might be done forever.
Do you want that, El Pancake?
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02-24-2014, 11:55 PM | #246 |
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who the fuck is alia shawshank
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02-24-2014, 11:56 PM | #247 |
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I was just saying Michael Cera has a bird face in that photo.
Is ALea Shawkheart Maybe from the show? She's cool.
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02-24-2014, 11:59 PM | #248 |
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OK. Michael Cera is ugly. I agree with that comment.
But that "ALea Shawkheart"/"Maybe" comment hurts me inside. Alia Shawkat plays Maeby Funke on Arrested Development.
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02-25-2014, 12:00 AM | #249 |
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I've had enough of this. I'm going to go watch How I Met Your Mother and True Detective.
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02-25-2014, 12:03 AM | #250 |
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So I thought about making this a topic in Disc but thought it wouldn't be that interesting. But this topic is sufficiently weird so here's a porn website's live feed of searches. It's a haunting and hilarious look into the psyche of our internet brethren
http://www.pornmd.com/live-search
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02-25-2014, 12:03 AM | #251 |
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I don't watch arrested development, just got cable back tho so its not like I purposely avoid it
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02-25-2014, 12:04 AM | #252 |
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It hasn't been on TV in a decade. Netflix Instant has all four seasons.
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02-25-2014, 12:06 AM | #254 |
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It's interesting that porn is so male-dominated that "lesbian seduces girl" is considered a "straight" search.
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02-25-2014, 12:28 AM | #255 |
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02-25-2014, 12:37 AM | #256 |
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that site is brilliant
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02-25-2014, 09:08 AM | #257 |
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had a death in family. so this is finally started huh? checked on it for like 2 weeks and then it pops up when i have important shit going on smfh. sry bout the no show. will sign back in at some point
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02-25-2014, 09:10 AM | #258 |
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Understood, but the deadline is Thursday. And that was stated in the sign-up post, which was only up for five days.
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Come on geno. Don't give tysons ass a free win bro
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