02-19-2014, 09:06 PM | #1 | |||
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Shadow Boxing rnd1 Tyler vs Jimmy -TYLER WINS
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Jim @tyler You’re not a strong player homie and your rank is averaged way below me And this Tyler gets so many injuries on the Net he could be the Buffalo Sabres Goalie Heard we were shadow boxing and this dumb shit tried to flex his gang’s lack of toughness So he started the match throwing up signs…and ended it playing with shadow puppets It’s Valentine’s Day & I’m going for a horseback ride in the country with my pumpkin He’s alone thinking about GOW….and how he got barebacked by that country bumpkin Trying to Skate through this battle? You’re causing so much aggravation And the judges are so confused that they’re the ones making Ashley Wagner Faces Hitting the Gym? ….That’s so played so go lift weights because no one fears you bro I’m with neighbor curling more today than Shirley Temple’s hair did 80 years ago I’ll take a life for money homie, so let’s not make it start please……. Cause for only a Buck’ll get strapped and trap more kids than a Graco car seat
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02-19-2014, 09:35 PM | #2 |
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You’re not a strong player homie and your rank is averaged way below me And this Tyler gets so many injuries on the Net he could be the Buffalo Sabres Goalie Meh...net anything is played....idc about the sports ref....this shit was eh Heard we were shadow boxing and this dumb shit tried to flex his gang’s lack of toughness So he started the match throwing up signs…and ended it playing with shadow puppets Lol. My shadow puppet shit was hotter. This was okish. It’s Valentine’s Day & I’m going for a horseback ride in the country with my pumpkin He’s alone thinking about GOW….and how he got barebacked by that country bumpkin Wack Trying to Skate through this battle? You’re causing so much aggravation And the judges are so confused that they’re the ones making Ashley Wagner Faces Sorry....not googling....im sure she makes ugly faces tho? Hitting the Gym? ….That’s so played so go lift weights because no one fears you bro I’m with neighbor curling more today than Shirley Temple’s hair did 80 years ago This is a flex bar.....and curling hair/curling weight been played....was still a cool flex tho I’ll take a life for money homie, so let’s not make it start please……. Cause for only a Buck’ll get strapped and trap more kids than a Graco car seat This was kinda hot U dont belong so wat you claimin u great for This a lose lose situation for u like payin child support for a baby that ain't yours Meh I don't know u but y would I u aint scary Everyone told me Jim Parson and as nerdy as that dude from Big Bang theory I say... par sin....so this was.forced to me....average punch aside from that You have no business bein here u confused fuck Only reason you should shadow box is cuz your girls is so dirty and used up Meh We all got secrets u skechy dummy So if i aired ya dirty laundry.. it's just panties, skirts, and a custom netcees snuggy Wack There's sum stiff comp here, bearin u quit You could say it's a jungle Jim... and not the one u spend ur days starin at kids Lmao. Nice. U check the mag? I take it ur not thrilled Hush compared me to Hensley and compared u to umm we needed a spot filled Lmao. Cool. Tyler finished strong.....started bad tho....jim had sum played stuff...but some ok jabs....all in all tyler was more polished and had my fav bars of the battle. V tyler |
02-19-2014, 09:48 PM | #3 |
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I got Ty's last two bars up against maybe Jim's
closer. wasn't feeling much else from either but Tyler's misses we're certainly more on point than some of Jim's misses. thought Ty's jungle jim bar was lotb. v/tyler |
02-20-2014, 03:57 AM | #4 |
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U dont belong so wat you claimin u great for This a lose lose situation for u like payin child support for a baby that ain't yours There's sum stiff comp here, bearin u quit You could say it's a jungle Jim... and not the one u spend ur days starin at kids U check the mag? I take it ur not thrilled Hush compared me to Hensley and compared u to umm we needed a spot filled @Hush - I hope this isn't true! Jim Hitting the Gym? ….That’s so played so go lift weights because no one fears you bro I’m with neighbor curling more today than Shirley Temple’s hair did 80 years ago - This battle was close in it's overall average quality as both didn't construct their verses well at all but I am giving my vote to @tyler based on the above quoted lines. |
02-20-2014, 09:23 AM | #5 |
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We all got secrets u skechy dummy
So if i aired ya dirty laundry.. it's just panties, skirts, and a custom netcees snuggy There's sum stiff comp here, bearin u quit You could say it's a jungle Jim... and not the one u spend ur days starin at kids U check the mag? I take it ur not thrilled Hush compared me to Hensley and compared u to umm we needed a spot filled vs I’ll take a life for money homie, so let’s not make it start please……. Cause for only a Buck’ll get strapped and trap more kids than a Graco car seat wasnt a huge fan of Jimmy's verse here...Ty's seemed a lot better towards the end v/Tyler
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02-20-2014, 10:47 AM | #6 |
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We all got secrets u skechy dummy
So if i aired ya dirty laundry.. it's just panties, skirts, and a custom netcees snuggy There's sum stiff comp here, bearin u quit You could say it's a jungle Jim... and not the one u spend ur days starin at kids U check the mag? I take it ur not thrilled Hush compared me to Hensley and compared u to umm we needed a spot filled vs Hitting the Gym? ….That’s so played so go lift weights because no one fears you bro I’m with neighbor curling more today than Shirley Temple’s hair did 80 years ago Should have worded this differently, so it had more of an insult factor then a self glory. I’ll take a life for money homie, so let’s not make it start please……. Cause for only a Buck’ll get strapped and trap more kids than a Graco car seat Not a bad battle here, both had some cool concepts/idea's but I feel tyler's verse was just a little more polished and executed his concepts a lot better. Keep at it guys! Cool read. v/Tyler |
02-21-2014, 04:01 PM | #7 |
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QUOTE=Jimmy;273245]mine is $750 for one kid cause I make that money soooo she takes that money
We all got secrets u skechy dummy So if i aired ya dirty laundry.. it's just panties, skirts, and a custom netcees snuggy U check the mag? I take it ur not thrilled Hush compared me to Hensley and compared u to umm we needed a spot filled You’re not a strong player homie and your rank is averaged way below me And this Tyler gets so many injuries on the Net he could be the Buffalo Sabres Goalie I’ll take a life for money homie, so let’s not make it start please……. Cause for only a Buck’ll get strapped and trap more kids than a Graco car seat this is close but I liked tyler's two quotes just a hair more, thought the buffalo line was the weakest one I quoted so tyler edges it for me. good battle tho v/tyler |
02-22-2014, 10:04 AM | #8 |
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Originally Posted by tyler
Quote: Originally Posted by tyler Quote: Originally Posted by Jimmy mine is $750 for one kid cause I make that money soooo she takes that money U dont belong so wat you claimin u great for This a lose lose situation for u like payin child support for a baby that ain't yours I don't know u but y would I u aint scary Everyone told me Jim Parson and as nerdy as that dude from Big Bang theory You have no business bein here u confused fuck Only reason you should shadow box is cuz your girls is so dirty and used up We all got secrets u skechy dummy So if i aired ya dirty laundry.. it's just panties, skirts, and a custom netcees snuggy There's sum stiff comp here, bearin u quit You could say it's a jungle Jim... and not the one u spend ur days starin at kids U check the mag? I take it ur not thrilled Hush compared me to Hensley and compared u to umm we needed a spot filled Jim @tyler You’re not a strong player homie and your rank is averaged way below me And this Tyler gets so many injuries on the Net he could be the Buffalo Sabres Goalie Heard we were shadow boxing and this dumb shit tried to flex his gang’s lack of toughness So he started the match throwing up signs…and ended it playing with shadow puppets It’s Valentine’s Day & I’m going for a horseback ride in the country with my pumpkin He’s alone thinking about GOW….and how he got barebacked by that country bumpkin Trying to Skate through this battle? You’re causing so much aggravation And the judges are so confused that they’re the ones making Ashley Wagner Faces Hitting the Gym? ….That’s so played so go lift weights because no one fears you bro I’m with neighbor curling more today than Shirley Temple’s hair did 80 years ago I’ll take a life for money homie, so let’s not make it start please……. Cause for only a Buck’ll get strapped and trap more kids than a Graco car seat Ok I'll be honest Disappointed in both verses And I like both y'all as writers This shit was light tho Ty got it
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Dirty laundry, jungle jim, spot filled
Vs Car seat V/ Tyler, I thought this was onesided tbh, jim didn't have anything besides the one bar I was feeling Tyler had a solid verse overall, and lotb wit the spot filled jawn. He wins imo
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