02-09-2014, 06:58 PM | #1 |
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Orc vs. Vulgar - Pic Battle - ORC WINS
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02-09-2014, 06:59 PM | #2 |
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Never used this one
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02-10-2014, 08:34 AM | #3 |
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02-10-2014, 01:13 PM | #4 |
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In America, we eat french fries, run red lights and pop somethin
In Europe, you dress like French women, go bankrupt & wear your top buttons Stop fronting, it's known bluntly you're a major patron of anal nation & I don't know why you're posing in a pic with Dan Akroyd from Trading Places Your style ranges from basic to safe & clever but we suffer when we read, sucker Why did David Beckam's diseased brother have his flaming rectum and spleen ruptured? U and your bud have female tendencies...ain't no image revival That girl's head between ur shoulders symbolizes the duality of the bitches inside you you'll never win any titles, let me describe em.. the DNA of Orc When I look at that jacket, I wanna tailor swiftly beat you with a VMA award Let's face facts. You live a bi-life & crash dinners dropt outta the London School of Economics to be with a rejected Twilight cast member |
02-10-2014, 05:41 PM | #5 |
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U ain't patriotic dog. I know wat we sposed ta think but Vulg actually posed for this picture cuz his OM closed for not posting links U need some sunrays. Insteada 'oh, man is it hot!' ya Skin looking dull boy. it's at the point I can't tell if it's a faggot or not beat V pics twice and reg, both heavily too so this shits mad ironic cuz any Statue sitting on shows I'm better than u Vulg the ladies type. not even mayb, right? ironic how ya jeans 'Roll Up & look ugly' & THAT shit mirrors ya dating life Ya hair's receding & u'll catcha early beating n' get no fame It's foulll. Dudes like ''This is the End'' w/ the hair swagger of Seth Rogaine ya last pics = drastic. u been Lifting & Weightin up?! dude went for that Buffer look..& ended up stuck on 86% gay as fuck |
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In America, we eat french fries, run red lights and pop somethin
In Europe, you dress like French women, go bankrupt & wear your top buttons Stop fronting, it's known bluntly you're a major patron of anal nation & I don't know why you're posing in a pic with Dan Akroyd from Trading Places Your style ranges from basic to safe & clever but we suffer when we read, sucker Why did David Beckam's diseased brother have his flaming rectum and spleen ruptured? Let's face facts. You live a bi-life & crash dinners dropt outta the London School of Economics to be with a rejected Twilight cast member vs U need some sunrays. Insteada 'oh, man is it hot!' ya Skin looking dull boy. it's at the point I can't tell if it's a faggot or not beat V pics twice and reg, both heavily too so this shits mad ironic cuz any Statue sitting on shows I'm better than u Vulg the ladies type. not even mayb, right? ironic how ya jeans 'Roll Up & look ugly' & THAT shit mirrors ya dating life [b]ya last pics = drastic. u been Lifting & Weightin up?! dude went for that Buffer look..& ended up stuck on 86% gay as fuck ^didnt like the set up but that closing punch is FIRE ... Vote- Orc had more lines quoted & his finishing punch was a haymaker on an old concept .. |
02-14-2014, 12:56 AM | #8 |
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Vulgar - top bottom line was funny David beckam and duality were ok punches too
Orc - statue and rolled up pants were good. This was a close battle I really want to.vote for.vulgar because I liked his verse and I felt like odds was hard to read but I feel like Orc had slightly harder punches both were pretty even but I'm gonna say Orc cuz statue was lotb Vote Orc |
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This was hilarious. I like Orcs dull line. Vulgar came with creative over the top disses. The duality line had me rolling. Orc had a few zingers here and there and I thoroughly enjoyed both. Vulgar had tailor, buttons, trading places, twilight. Orc had the buffer line which was probably lotb, and theline before that. I just felt the middle of his verse was lacking. Definitely really close and could go any way, and Orcs final lines made it very hard to choose. If he had a better and better gut of the verse it wouldve been clear. Im taking vulgar by a hair.
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MVGT TO VULGAR OFF THE TOP BOTTONS AND DAN AKROYD SNAPS....ETHER.
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veritas is on ignore so his vote don't count
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lmfaooo
cool verses guys i liked some of the disses
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My vote goes to Vulgar for the Dan Akroyd line. Stay easy.
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02-16-2014, 12:00 AM | #14 |
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would you mind explaining a lil more?
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@Sharp Nine I can once I'm on a computer.
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Vulgar - flow was effortless, you used complex internals to aid your flow. I thought that your disses towards Orc were dynamic and witty. My favourite bar of yours had to be the duality/bitch bar, that was such a minor detail in terms of the pic but you flipped it on him nicely. Overall this was a good showing
Orc - I thought that you had some clever bars as well. That roll up and look ugly/dating life bar was straight clowning. I didn't think that your flow was as polished due to the simpler rhyming with your bars, but that's not a huge detail in terms of a battle. Overall, both dudes had their nice bars but personally I'm going to have to vote Orc. I thought that his haymaker was a a bit harder hitting than Vulgars. Still nice battle to both |
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Stop fronting, it's known bluntly you're a major patron of anal nation
& I don't know why you're posing in a pic with Dan Akroyd from Trading Places vs beat V pics twice and reg, both heavily too so this shits mad ironic cuz any Statue sitting on shows I'm better than u Vulg the ladies type. not even mayb, right? ironic how ya jeans 'Roll Up & look ugly' & THAT shit mirrors ya dating life good match up guys...I think Orc had a lil more creativity and harder hitting punches... v/Orc
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Stop fronting, it's known bluntly you're a major patron of anal nation
& I don't know why you're posing in a pic with Dan Akroyd from Trading Places Vs Ya hair's receding & u'll catcha early beating n' get no fame It's foulll. Dudes like ''This is the End'' w/ the hair swagger of Seth Rogaine ya last pics = drastic. u been Lifting & Weightin up?! dude went for that Buffer look..& ended up stuck on 86% gay as fuck Felt orc's hit harder and that last line was funny as fuck Vote orc
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