Slow Cooker/Croc Pot ??

Alphabet · 02-12-2014, 02:11 PM

who has fucked with these??

can make godlike food using this beautiful invention.

anyone have some dope recipes or whaat?

anime_boners · 02-12-2014, 02:13 PM

slow cook a pork shoulder in some root beer for a few hours, remove, pull it apart, put it back in for another hour or so with some bbq sauce

Destroyer · 02-12-2014, 02:18 PM

I make stew in one of these all winter
get yourself two pounds of stew meat, chop up half an onion, and a few celery stalks. throw some carrots and potatoes in there too. cut them or don't. I don't give a fuck. add like a half cup flour, some Worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, a diced garlic clove. I add a cup and a half of beef broth. mix all that shit. cook on low for eight hours.

Alphabet · 02-12-2014, 02:25 PM

word, i've only done chilli in it so far and it turned out sooo bomb.

gunna try ribs tonight, do the braise in the croc pot then finish on the bbq

Witty · 02-12-2014, 02:27 PM

but yo...it's really slow.

Bender · 02-12-2014, 02:31 PM

If you like German food try this

Take 3-4 boneless pork chops raw and place them in the bottom
Dump in a large can of sauerkraut
cut a white onion into 8ths throw on top
Thinly slice up 2 apples and throw on top
pour in a little apple cider
let cook for about 8 hours
Serve it and top it with a spicy brown mustard...

Stinks like hell when it is cooking but it is fucking bomb

...the Nagger · 02-12-2014, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphabet

who has fucked with these??

can make godlike food using this beautiful invention.

anyone have some dope recipes or whaat?

turkey wings

season them to your liking. I use emerald all purpose seasoning

season the turkey and let it chill for a while dry

layer the bottom of the pot with onions

put half water in the crock pot (how big is yours btw?) put it on slow and leave it overnight

Diode · 02-12-2014, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anime_boners

slow cook a pork shoulder in some root beer for a few hours, remove, pull it apart, put it back in for another hour or so with some bbq sauce

i'm sorry reed i seem to be having vision problems today

i would swear you just advised making pulled pork in something that isn't a smoker

uh-oh · 02-12-2014, 02:44 PM

im only hip to chilli in crockpots

they are dope tho

i want one of every type of countertop appliance

i got a toaster oven, microwave, crockpot, and regular toaster

need to get a deep fryer ASAP

...the Nagger · 02-12-2014, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

im only hip to chilli in crockpots

they are dope tho

i want one of every type of countertop appliance

i got a toaster oven, microwave, crockpot, and regular toaster

need to get a deep fryer ASAP

I got everything but a toaster

best appliance is that electric griddle tho... hmmmhmmmhmm

twenty bucks @ walmatt son

uh-oh · 02-12-2014, 02:54 PM

word i dont got one i want one tho. i hate trying to flip shit in pans after using a griddle thing

im the worst egg flipper, but on a griddle i can get under it. same with pancakes

anime_boners · 02-12-2014, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

i'm sorry reed i seem to be having vision problems today

i would swear you just advised making pulled pork in something that isn't a smoker

NOT ERR'BODY HAS A SMOKER OUTBACK, B

IT'S THE NEXT BEST THING

Alphabet · 02-12-2014, 05:03 PM

word and tbh completely different taste, i'll post pics of ribs once they're in the croc pot for the braise and then the bbq to show you guys whaddup

Diode · 02-12-2014, 05:08 PM

dutch oven though.

ill nik-A · 02-12-2014, 05:09 PM

We use it all the time

Alphabet · 02-12-2014, 06:09 PM

woooo shit is smelling deadly already, pic doesn't do justice to how awesome they're going to be.

went with 1 1/2 cans of a&w root beer, 1 onion, 3 cloves of garlic, bunch of onion powder, some brown sugar...

gunna finish them on the bbq with a tequila habanero bbq sauce.

God Of War · 02-12-2014, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I make stew in one of these all winter
get yourself two pounds of stew meat, chop up half an onion, and a few celery stalks. throw some carrots and potatoes in there too. cut them or don't. I don't give a fuck. add like a half cup flour, some Worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, a diced garlic clove. I add a cup and a half of beef broth. mix all that shit. cook on low for eight hours.

whats the flour for or do????

Alphabet · 02-12-2014, 06:17 PM

thickens it up.. and damn you gow.. damn you.

God Of War · 02-12-2014, 06:18 PM

no shit?? does it do it for other stuff to like gravy? \

why damn me rofl

RichCardo lol · 02-12-2014, 06:18 PM

Ate two hot dogs earlier from the gas stations

Ingredients: Hot dog buns, meat, chili, cheese, coke slaw, onions, ketchup, mayonnaise

Quite the meal.

02-12-2014, 02:11 PM	#1
Alphabet THAT dope Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 203 Battle Record: 3-78 Rep Power: 0	Slow Cooker/Croc Pot ?? who has fucked with these?? can make godlike food using this beautiful invention. anyone have some dope recipes or whaat?

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anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	slow cook a pork shoulder in some root beer for a few hours, remove, pull it apart, put it back in for another hour or so with some bbq sauce __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	im only hip to chilli in crockpots they are dope tho i want one of every type of countertop appliance i got a toaster oven, microwave, crockpot, and regular toaster need to get a deep fryer ASAP __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	word i dont got one i want one tho. i hate trying to flip shit in pans after using a griddle thing im the worst egg flipper, but on a griddle i can get under it. same with pancakes __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

02-12-2014, 02:25 PM	#4
Alphabet THAT dope Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 203 Battle Record: 3-78 Rep Power: 0	word, i've only done chilli in it so far and it turned out sooo bomb. gunna try ribs tonight, do the braise in the croc pot then finish on the bbq

02-12-2014, 02:31 PM	#6
Bender Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 264 Battle Record: 11-5 Rep Power: 146919	If you like German food try this Take 3-4 boneless pork chops raw and place them in the bottom Dump in a large can of sauerkraut cut a white onion into 8ths throw on top Thinly slice up 2 apples and throw on top pour in a little apple cider let cook for about 8 hours Serve it and top it with a spicy brown mustard... Stinks like hell when it is cooking but it is fucking bomb

02-12-2014, 05:03 PM	#13
Alphabet THAT dope Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 203 Battle Record: 3-78 Rep Power: 0	word and tbh completely different taste, i'll post pics of ribs once they're in the croc pot for the braise and then the bbq to show you guys whaddup

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Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	dutch oven though. __________________

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02-12-2014, 06:09 PM	#16
Alphabet THAT dope Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 203 Battle Record: 3-78 Rep Power: 0	woooo shit is smelling deadly already, pic doesn't do justice to how awesome they're going to be. went with 1 1/2 cans of a&w root beer, 1 onion, 3 cloves of garlic, bunch of onion powder, some brown sugar... gunna finish them on the bbq with a tequila habanero bbq sauce.

02-12-2014, 06:17 PM	#18
Alphabet THAT dope Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 203 Battle Record: 3-78 Rep Power: 0	thickens it up.. and damn you gow.. damn you.

02-12-2014, 06:18 PM	#19
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	no shit?? does it do it for other stuff to like gravy? \ why damn me rofl

02-12-2014, 06:18 PM	#20
RichCardo lol Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 194 Rep Power: 0	Ate two hot dogs earlier from the gas stations Ingredients: Hot dog buns, meat, chili, cheese, coke slaw, onions, ketchup, mayonnaise Quite the meal.