ITT: I tell you how I would murder you in cold blood

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Originally Posted by Witty

Me.

Witty I.would hog tie you up while 40 little midgets dressed as leprechauns ran train on you. then during rest periods, I'd feed you lucky charms with the marshmallows carefully picked out, and cut your fingernails way too short for it to be comfortable. Eventually, I would end you by peeling at your leg skin like string cheese until you died from the pain