does anyone else here have trouble finding condoms that fit? - Page 2

oats · 01-28-2014, 04:00 AM

If your jizz that stank you need to see a doctor. Or stop eating those pineapple/asparagus bites in bulk.

OutWrite · 01-28-2014, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by oats

If your jizz that stank you need to see a doctor. Or stop eating those pineapple/asparagus bites in bulk.

I know that avatar...

Lars · 01-28-2014, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by oats

you got odorous jizz or something?

it would be left in/seeped outside of her from the night before

with no shower the morining after, that shits gonna stink no matter what

c'mon now..

Lars · 01-28-2014, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by OutWrite

Why you ain't sayin nothin, nigga?

i'm at work

i only hit up here between appointments

big baby · 01-28-2014, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by oats

you got odorous jizz or something?

lol lars superhero he shoots mythical cumshots at ppl an they smell all day. names jizzman. POOF like a gun. even makes a gunsound.

OutWrite · 01-28-2014, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by big baby

lol lars superhero he shoots mythical cumshots at ppl an they smell all day. names jizzman. POOF like a gun. even makes a gunsound.

Wtf are you dude?

Certain · 01-28-2014, 05:17 AM

big baby da big baby mustachio baby.

Obviously.

01-28-2014, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Certain

big baby da big baby mustachio baby.

Obviously.

I see you have enough time to post ITT about penis and latex yet you neglect the thread where you were called out by 3 of your peers and even tagged. PUSSSAAAAAAY.

@Bags you believe this shit!?

Lars · 01-28-2014, 05:54 AM

LOL what did i miss?

sounds like a fun thread

01-28-2014, 06:18 AM

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=48733&page=3

Just C · 01-28-2014, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lars

with no shower the morining after, that shits gonna stink no matter what

c'mon now..

your girl should shower before she goes to work regardless.

Split · 01-28-2014, 06:40 AM

So it's either
- bitch wakes up at 5 am to get ready (waking up early is the female equivalent of masturbation btw, nothing gets women off like waking up six hours early so they can wash their hair 2x and do a full wax facial mask)

- Lars stops busting rank Earl Grey nut in his ho (not an option)

- Lars starts buying the Trojan Chode Sensations 2XL at $19.40 a box

I got some bad newz for you OP

PS welcome to the rest of your adult life lel

Lars · 01-28-2014, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Just C

your girl should shower before she goes to work regardless.

she showers the night before

hence the quandary i find myself in

namix · 01-28-2014, 06:54 AM

the post-rubber smell aint too pleasant either...

she's gonna smell like sex when she drops trou' eitherway, unless your jizz is unusually pungent, i think she needs to let you go raw.

namix · 01-28-2014, 06:56 AM

compromise: you go raw, but pull out and bust on her stomach...

towel+water+spritz of fruity girl smelling stuff and ya'll set

Split · 01-28-2014, 07:00 AM

think of the children dynamix

Strikta · 01-28-2014, 09:26 AM

lmao

Ya'll some funny ass niggas in here.

01-28-2014, 04:00 AM	#21
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	If your jizz that stank you need to see a doctor. Or stop eating those pineapple/asparagus bites in bulk. __________________ You should be water

01-28-2014, 05:17 AM	#27
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	big baby da big baby mustachio baby. Obviously. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-28-2014, 05:54 AM	#29
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	LOL what did i miss? sounds like a fun thread __________________ PROVEN BITER

01-28-2014, 06:40 AM	#32
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	So it's either - bitch wakes up at 5 am to get ready (waking up early is the female equivalent of masturbation btw, nothing gets women off like waking up six hours early so they can wash their hair 2x and do a full wax facial mask) - Lars stops busting rank Earl Grey nut in his ho (not an option) - Lars starts buying the Trojan Chode Sensations 2XL at $19.40 a box I got some bad newz for you OP PS welcome to the rest of your adult life lel __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

01-28-2014, 06:54 AM	#34
namix been that, done there. Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,259 Battle Record: 2-1 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 85246655	the post-rubber smell aint too pleasant either... she's gonna smell like sex when she drops trou' eitherway, unless your jizz is unusually pungent, i think she needs to let you go raw. __________________ well fed.

01-28-2014, 06:18 AM	#30
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=48733&page=3

01-28-2014, 06:56 AM	#35
namix been that, done there. Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,259 Battle Record: 2-1 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 85246655	compromise: you go raw, but pull out and bust on her stomach... towel+water+spritz of fruity girl smelling stuff and ya'll set __________________ well fed.

01-28-2014, 07:00 AM	#36
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	think of the children dynamix __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

01-28-2014, 09:26 AM	#37
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	lmao Ya'll some funny ass niggas in here.